I'm not sure what getting "stuck in to the community" means, but I'm glad you're excited to be here. Here's a pack of erasable colored pencils, a green Snuggie, and a fantasy-themed coloring book! Perfect for rainy days!

Welcome aBoard! Have this cake with rocket boosters instead of candles! (Totally safe, I swear. As long as you don't flip it upside down.)

Thanks for all the warm welcomes from you all. To answer a couple questions;I've read my fair share of the Wiki, and the Constitution and other Official Stuffs, and I've just started the original series - I'm loving it - and I'll probably be reading a lot of other missions, especially ones in my fandoms!
Which brings to said fandoms, which are, mainly:
-Primeval
-Supernatural
-Sherlock
-Harry Potter
-The Flash
-Dan and Phil
-Studio Ghibli
...and I've just started watching Merlin
Thanks for all the gifts!

Have a shovel that digs up... love? Um. I dunno how that works.

Have a Dino Medal-a Spinax, to be precise!

Also, here's a plastic model Stegodon, a centipede preserved in amber, and a live Hylonomus!

Welcome! Nice to meet you! Have a slice of Infinite Pizza!

Hello there, fellow newbie! It's nice to meet you! Here, take this. You will obviously need a Sue-dictionary in order to even try to wrap your head around the confusing language that is Sue-speak. Good luck and enjoy yourself!

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

For this time, I let you choose between black-hole coffee or black-hole chocolate. Hope you're here to stick around.

Greetings, Lee_B, to the PPC Board, where, rest assured, the only baths and blood are digital.
My gift upon you: REAL BLOOD.

Don't let the police find it!

Since I think every one of the important questions have been asked already, I'll just get on to your newbie presents: A Bag of Holding, so that you are able to store the truckload of gifts you are about to get and a Rorschach Book, which can change into virtually any written text in the multiverse. Just close your while holding it, think about what yoy wanna read and then blink three times.

Hope you stick around for a while and enjoy your time around here! :D

Please accept this starter Pokémon:-

Iiiiiiiit's Regigigas!

And your starting item is:-

Dead Sea Scrolls from The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth!

See, here's the thing. Dead Sea Scrolls is a strange, strange item. It basically gives you the activated effect of a random item each turn. This, understandably, makes it pretty powerful, and occasionally horrible when you get a turn of Ring Target or something. However, since there are a lot of Berries floating around, it can help you give Regigigas the recovery it needs to outlast Slow Start, one of the worst in the game. Regi's still vulnerable to phazing, so that sucks, but try a tanky set with Substitute, Drain Punch, Return, and Thunder Wave. But most importantly, have fun! =]

A'ight, youvr answered all the questions, save one. Fandoms? Have a scone, cookies, and read the original series, if you haven't already.

Welcome, welcome, and let's hope you beat the statistics!
As a newbie gift, I give you this cup of Earl Grey tea. No, it's not gonna try to eat you, why are you asking me. It's completely safe.

(PS: The Cute Little Rodent Union wishes to inform you that its members are currently on leave and therefore won't be appearing as newbie gifts for a while.)

Have an urple ocarina (and some wilver earmuffs to block out the sound). I'm glad your friend introduced you; we have quite a bit of fun here. Best corner of the internet, I think.

-Alleb

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is Permission can be found there as well.

Stay a while and tell us a little about yourself! What sort of fandoms are you in? Have you read any PPC spinoffs?

Hope you like it here!