Subject: It's great up here in Canada!
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Posted on: 2016-01-23 21:32:00 UTC

Sure, we have to plug the car in to prevent the batteries from freezing, drivers once again forgot to put their winter tries (4-season tires are not acceptable substitutes, you schmucks-- just like 4-season shoes don't exist), the bus system has gone to heck (but that just might be my city's transit company), wind chill pushes temperatures down to the -25C range on a daily basis, exposed skin freezes in a manner of minutes, the Rideau Canal still isn't open, and my uni's campus has turned into a slip 'n slide, but it's all great here.

Sprinkle the salt and break out the shovels-- we've seen this all before.









I want to live somewhere warm

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