I guess I'll give you a Cliff's notes version of the Pyronomicon. Very useful for basic fire magic, but its more for fending off flames. Like some other boarders have said, have you read all the basic PPC reading material? If so, have a cookie. If you haven't, have a cookie anyways.

Here is a duck

Welcome to the PPC! Everyone has said all the important stuff, of course, as I usually just stare at the Board while screaming internally about how I should post more often but people are probably gonna hate me and/or I don't have anything interesting to say. Yay.
Anyway, have this self-assembling pillow fort! (Disclaimer: any acquisition of sentience by said pillow fort and subsequent death or injury of its owner is in no way our responsibility.)

I've only been around for like three days, but hey! Newbies stick together, amirite? Oh, here's a lovely fuzzy blanket for ya. At least where I am, it's freezing right now. And some marshmallows, because who doesn't need those.

So have you read the Original Series yet? It's awesome, you should totally read it. I love it so much.

You into any particular fandoms? Movies, books, TV shows, video games? Hobbies, foods, animals, colors?

I'll stop now. *sheepish smile*

Have some black-hole chocolate, please. Hope you're here to stay, and we'll know more about you later.

And by the way, what are your favorite fandoms?

Welcome to the bloodbath, brother. When men are men, women are women, dogs are dogs and cats are, in a strange twist, stoats.
I gift unto you: a cat. Or a stoat. It can't seem to make up its mind.

Since people are in the business of recommending spinoffs (and have already asked the important questions), lemme recommend Neshomeh's. I'd also recommend Shadow and Manx's, but the site seems to be down. Nuuu. :(
Last but not least, have this cup of — no, get outta there, it's a cup for tea, not for pigs, dammit.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is

Glad you found your way to our part of the interwebs. Here's a bucket of movie-theater popcorn to eat while you read the important links on the homepage and a blue scarf! Also, can you tell us what you're into, what pronouns you use, and if you've read any PPC spinoffs so far? (I recommend SkarmorySilver's missions featuring Falchion, Rashida, and Velociripper, as well as anything by Voyd, Iximaz, and the sadly-now-inactive Herr Wozzeck.)

Please accept this fine starter Pokémon:-

Iiiiiit's Sawk!

And your starting item is:-

Midas' Touch from The Binding Of Isaac: Afterbirth!

Midas' Touch is a bit of a strange item, increasing your money gained from fights (like an Amulet Coin) and also doing additional damage with contact moves based on how much money you have, which is capped at 50% in competitive play. As such, it sees pretty wide use, and Sawk can definitely take advantage of it. Try a set with Close Combat, Knock Off, Ice Punch, and Zen Headbutt, with a Jolly Nature and EVs in Attack and Speed, with your ability being Sturdy so you can take a hit. Have fun! =]

May I ask what fandoms you're in? kthnxbai

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Welcome to the PPC, have this Chocolate Grenade, it's like an incendiary grenade, but with Chocolate instead of Fire.

Let me raise the question here: what fandoms are you in?