Subject: GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!
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Posted on: 2016-01-11 15:06:00 UTC
HIT IT!
Happy Birthday, my olde friend!
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death!
Yep, today's my 21st birthday! Also the first day of the new semester at UNC Charlotte, but that's just a weird coincidence.
Congratulations on being pushed out of the womb approximately 21 years ago. You did a fine job.
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU
ON THIS DEAR DATE
MUCH HAPPINESD
MANY YEARS OF LIFE!
Many happy returns, etc.
*opens a bottle of Cava*
HIT IT!
Happy Birthday, my olde friend!
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
(Cakes exploding with Doctors are acceptable, right?)
