Please accept your NG+ starter Pokémon:-

Iiiiiit's Hariyama!

And your starting item is:-

Lusty Blood from The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth!

Lusty Blood is a very strong item for a lategame physical sweeper like Hariyama, effectively giving it Moxie in addition to its other abilities. Try a physically attacking set with Guts, using Close Combat, Bullet Punch, Earthquake, and Facade. It can work pretty well!

Have a cup of Early Grey tea as a welcome-back gift.

(I am, obviously, still here.)

Let me give you some black-hole coffee and chocolate.

Hello.

*offers SPaGhetti*