Subject: Today...
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Posted on: 2015-12-21 18:13:00 UTC
I saw The Force Awakens (more about this at the thread). The sock about one part of the movie was so hard I grew one year older. So here I am now, all 22.
(Paintball guns for reacting at this joke are on the backside with ammo. Make good use of them.)
"But we're doing it anyway, boss?"
...GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!
HIT IT!
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death!
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU
ON THIS DEAR DATE
MUCH HAPPINESS
MANY YEARS OF LIFE
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*