Are...are we still doing it?

Ah, screw it... GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!

HIT IT!

Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death!

Hope you had a good one, so sorry for being late.

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU
ON THIS DEAR DATE
MUCH HAPPINESS
MANY YEARS OF LIFE!

Also, it has been a while since I saw you, mostly because I vanished from the Board. How are you?

Happy Birthday!

And as your birthday gift, here is a Delibird Present! There's an 80% chance of it exploding, though, so handle with care!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!

*blows noisemakers*

And happy anniversary, too!