Subject: Actually. . .
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Posted on: 2015-12-17 03:17:00 UTC
We now have "glitter free" labels for those with Suvian intolerance.
—The Cafeteria Team 864
The More You Know!
Subject: Actually. . .
Author:
Posted on: 2015-12-17 03:17:00 UTC
We now have "glitter free" labels for those with Suvian intolerance.
—The Cafeteria Team 864
The More You Know!
So, I was just wondering: since it's been pretty well-established that Sues are a big part of the cafeteria's menu, would that count as cannibalism? Whether or not they're considered human, it's still consuming other sapients.
We now have "glitter free" labels for those with Suvian intolerance.
—The Cafeteria Team 864
The More You Know!
As far as I know, not all sues are human, and those that are tend to be consumed by things that aren't. Like vampires. Not that sues even really count as people, so I'm not even sure you could call it cannibalism if a human agent ate a human sue. After all, humans typically don't have glitter in their veins.
Since sues are biologically vastly different than humans, I think it's safe to say that only a reformed sue eating another sue could be called (guiltless) cannibalism, and even then they'd have to be the same species for it to count.
is more because there aren't any other (known to be) sapient species in real life. Most fantasy settings that contain a larger array of sapient species define cannibalism more liberally. Usually it's used to refer to eating another sapient, or sometimes humanoid, being. For example, in Pathfinder it is still considered cannibalism (and an evil act that will get you promptly expelled from, say, the Pathfinder Society) if an orc eats an elf or human. Similarly, in World of Warcraft, the Forsaken's Cannibalize ability works on any humanoid or undead corpse, despite the fact that Forsaken could technically be said to be more closely related to an Azeroth-native primate than to a draenei.
Mary Sues, on the other hand, seem to be permitted under the argument that, given how poorly-written they are, they aren't fully sapient. Eating them isn't cannibalism for the same reason that killing them isn't murder. While that's the official PPC stance on the issue, however, I wouldn't be surprised if more than a few agents disagree, especially those who don't go out in the field. It's one thing to know on an intellectual level that a Sue isn't really "human" - it's another thing to know it on an emotional level. You're still eating something that looks like a person, and that's uncomfortably close to eating a person for most tastes.
But I certainly see your point, and I never meant to imply that agents wouldn't have their own views on the matter. I'm more just pointing out the textbook definition because, in my field, the devil is in the details. That's all.
But, yes, in any case, Mary Sues are non-sapient. This, combined with the fact that some agents are literal maneaters, means that HQ would probably not consider it cannibalism to eat a Mary Sue. After all, I doubt they'd want to cut off a vampire's food supply.
"Mary Sues are not real people, so killing them is not murder. Some agents may even eat Sues (see Sue Soufflé) or drink their blood, though most find the very idea to be revolting."
And cannibalism, by definition, is 'the act or practice of humans eating the flesh or internal organs of other human beings.'
In my opinion, no. It doesn't count as cannibalism, although it may borderline it, if you enjoy the taste.