Subject: You mean we've moved past 2008? Madness. (nm)
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Posted on: 2015-12-18 13:47:00 UTC
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Wednesday Pluggage: Exciting TV broadcast schedule! by
on 2015-12-16 13:08:00 UTC
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What? Don't give me that look!
Nutmeg Television have put out a new broadcast schedule (I mean, presumably they put one out every day?). If you want to know exactly what the agents of the PPC are watching on their consoles (while, no doubt, claiming to be 'writing their reports'), this is how you find out!
The previous schedule is here.
And... I've finished giving my website a massive revamp. All my fanfic-related work is now accessed through this new, very Plorty hub-page; this means that the old PPC menu page has been superceded (though it's still up, for link-preservation purposes). And... yeah, apparently I (and Baron hS, for that matter) have a lot of stuff going on.
There is some new material hidden in there... the datafiles sub-page has new timelines/reading lists for Dafydd and Constance (and if you want me to make one for a specific agent, speak up and I'll try!); the Oddlots backup has a set of essays from P@L; I'm not sure I've ever officially mentioned the Misssandman.com backup either, though most of that is still dead links (the PPC sub-site is mostly there, though). There's probably other stuff, too - and there's guaranteed to be stuff you've forgotten about!
hS -
A (slightly teasing) ficlet response. by
on 2015-12-16 17:55:00 UTC
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"New NTV schedule's up."
Laura looked up from the disassembled rifle scattered across the table in front of her. "How much of it is Lord of the Rings themed?" she asked.
James tapped on the link before swiping his fingers a few times across his tablet screen. "Counting Nutmint?" he asked.
"Yeah, counting that."
"Eh… over a third, I'd say."
"Hah!" Laura clenched her artificial fist in triumph. "Told you so. You own me five bucks. Any video game related stuff?"
James sighed and shook his head as he continued to skim through the schedule.
Laura was emitting smugness the same way uranium gives off radiation. "Two for two! That's ten bucks you owe me now."
"I suppose so," James said, slightly sour. "They do have something about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The upcoming Star Wars movie, too."
"Really? Huh. Must've gotten a newbie. You know, someone who joined the PPC within the last decade." Laura returned her attention to the piecemeal weapon. "Thank God for alternative streaming options."
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It's all meant in good fun. The schedule is a nice way to get a look at a bit more of the PPC as a world, even if it is somewhat repetitive. I like the new look of your website. Very creative, very colorful. I'm also a big fan of the new timelines; they're very nifty. -
Snerk. by
on 2015-12-16 20:02:00 UTC
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You're right, there's some heavy bias in there - but all that proves is that Undis Closed is a Middle-earth fan (gosh, I wonder why...). Weirdly, there was actually less Middle-earth in the previous one... and I tried so hard to expand into different canons this time, too!
(IfyouLaura and James have any proposals for shows, NTV would be delighted to hear them. Assuming they don't get put through to Notte Ling, who's never delighted to hear anything.)
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NMTV needs a cooking show! :P (nm) by
on 2015-12-16 16:24:00 UTC
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Is it sad I feel more excited by the NMTV lineup? by
on 2015-12-16 14:46:00 UTC
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I don't have time to read all of it right now, but I'm looking forward to P@L's essays later! I didn't even know about those.
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Nah, kids' TV is awesome. by
on 2015-12-16 16:18:00 UTC
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Thunderbirds Are Rebooted is on our household stuff-to-watch-with-meals rotation.
(Be warned: P@L was a very opinionated soul. I haven't even archived her MASSIVE rant about exactly how bad Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ was... which I probably should, come to think of it!)
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Addition to the 'Oddlots' archives: by
on 2015-12-17 16:27:00 UTC
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The Orrery is now fully archived. It includes a few more editorials-slash-rants, and the HUGE project where she deconstructed the aforementioned Mel Gibson movie.
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Y'know, one of these days... by
on 2015-12-16 23:22:00 UTC
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I should invest in one of those video cassette to computer relays and email you all my episodes of Stingray. It is by some distance my favourite of the Supermarionation genre, and, well, spread the love an' all that.
Actually, upon reflection, I'll have a scout about for it on the Youtubes. If nothing else, there's generally a lack of copyright strikes against something that old, so you might be in luck.
In the meantime, have the forgotten (non-puppet) gem Fillmore!. It is, without doubt, one of the best kids' shows I've ever had the privilege of bingeing on as a perennially drunk student. -
I saw a bit of Stingray back in the day. by
on 2015-12-17 09:38:00 UTC
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Not much, though. Other than Thunderbirds, my favourite Supermarionation was definitely Fireball XL5 - you may sense a giant-spaceship-theme here!
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So when's our LotR/Fireball/Thunderbirds Xover happening? =] (nm by
on 2015-12-17 11:51:00 UTC
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You're mean. :( You always cause me to do stuff. by
on 2015-12-17 14:05:00 UTC
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"Augh, we're wasting our time!"
Legolas looked back at his friend with a fond smile. "The White Lady doesn't think so. Prince Faramir doesn't think so."
"Well, what do they know?" Gimli hauled himself over another boulder with a grunt. "All this talk of stars moving and falling - this is for the likes of elves, not dwarves and men." He grinned at Legolas' affronted expression. "No offence."
"My people have noticed it too," Legolas said. He glanced down the rocky slope towards the woods of Ithilien, as if he could see the Silvan folk who now called them home - and perhaps he could, even at that distance. "Each night a new star crosses the sky, passing by the moon twice every two hours. And the fire that fell from above-"
"Just more of the Fiery Mountain's rumblings," Grimli grumbled. "Expecting an elf to recognise the workings of the earth is like asking a dwarf about-"
"- stars?" Legolas stopped abruptly, cocking his head. "Something draws near," he said, his voice dropping to a whisper. "And we are right on the cusp of Imlad Morgul..."
Gimli unslung his axe from his back and gripped it tightly. "Whatever comes out of there," he whispered back, "we can handle it."
Legolas had an arrow nocked, his gaze slowly sweeping the boulder-field. "There," he murmured, "beside the river. I see a hand... yes, show yourself." Suddenly he straightened up, lowering his bow and staring.
"What?" Gimli squinted into the distance. "Tell me what you see!"
"A woman," Legolas said, his voice tinged with bewilderment. "Mortal, by her face. Her hair is fair, and her clothes are strange..." He shook off his confusion and leapt up onto the boulder in front of him, then darted off.
Gimli watched his friend leap from rock to rock, seeming almost to fly between them. "Elves!" he grunted, and set off after him.
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Gimli trudged along behind Legolas, his head filled with suspicious thoughts. The woman was strange indeed - she seemed to speak no known tongue, and had neither pack nor weapon, even on the edge of the Morgul vale. By the time Gimli caught up, she had already convinced Legolas - by way of hand gestures - to accompany her back towards the ruined nightmare city, and none of Gimli's protests could sway the elf.
"She is in need of assistance," Legolas insisted. "I do not take her for a phantom of the Enemy, if such things even still walk this earth; she is, I feel sure, precisely as she seems."
"That's what I'm worried about." But with no concrete concerns, Gimli had no choice but to follow - after all, he reasoned, someone had to protect the elf when his good nature got him into trouble.
At least the woman seemed to have no intention of taking them directly to the fallen city: the party swung south, heading deeper into the haunted valley. As they travelled, Gimli began to notice something: the twisted trees which grew in the Morgul vale seemed to be almost scorched, as if a great fire had swept over them. He was about to say something to Legolas when they came to the ridge.
Before them, the land dropped sharply away, into a great bowl carved out of the loam of Ithilien. This was no natural depression: the earth had been blasted apart by fires far greater than those employed by Saruman at the Hornburg. The plants all around were thrown flat to the ground, tree trunks splintered and broken. At the base of the hollow Gimli saw bare rock - and something that lay crumpled upon it.
It could almost have been a house, toppled onto its side - if, as Gimli noted later, one were entirely blind. The structure was made of metal, and from its four sides great butresses in red and yellow sprung out. But even without knowing its nature, it was clearly damaged - one of the butresses lay twisted and broken on the ground, and the gleaming metal of the central structure was pitted and scarred.
Legolas and Gimli stared at it for a long time, as their guide waited impatiently beside them. Finally, Gimli broke the silence. "I take it all back," he said, looking up at his friend. "This... is not from the fiery mountain."
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The structure contained only more mysteries: metal chairs, doors that had neither hinge nor handle, a statue of crystal and iron in the shape of a man. And there was another mortal, injured and unconscious. From the way the woman fussed over him, it was clear they were close.
Legolas did his best to tend the man's wounds. "If we can bear him to Emyn Arnen, the White Lady could do more," he mused. "But will his companion permit it?"
"She will if she wants him to live," Gimli said. "You've seen her face - she knows how grievous his wounds are. It must have been the need for assistance that led her onto our path."
Legolas nodded. "And yet... if I could but speak to her!" He reached out and touched the metal wall beside him. "I do not claim to understand this, but I think it is like the ship of Earendil - a star-traveller, brought here by mischance." He shook his head slowly. "If I am right, it is hardly a mystery that she speaks no tongue of Middle-earth."
Gimli opened his mouth to speak - and then froze, staring out through the great window that made up one wall of the metal room. "Legolas," he said, his voice hoarse. "There... there is a star, falling..."
The new light burned in the sky, casting harsh shadows across the valley. It grew brighter than the moon, bright enough that Gimli had to avert his gaze. A roaring sound, as of tumbling waters in the deep places of Khazad-Dum, filled his ears.
The noise stopped. The light faded. And out in the scoured-clean hollow, where there had been only rock and earth, something new stood: a great tower, as red as blood, its side carved with vast white runes in some unfamiliar curving script.
Gimli swallowed, his throat dry and tight. "I think," he said, "we may be in over our heads."
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Oh, that was brilliant. by
on 2015-12-18 08:06:00 UTC
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Any way to convince you to continue onwards, hS?
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The trouble is... by
on 2015-12-18 08:57:00 UTC
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... that while I can write Legolas and Gimli, and even Alan Tracy, it's been a very long time since I saw Fireball XL5. I knocked Steve Zodiac and Robert the Robot over the head and stuck Dr Venus with no compatible language mostly because I haven't the faintest idea what they're like. (Though I think there's eposides available on the Wayback machine for some reason...)
Also: I don't know where it'd go next. International Rescue don't traditionally care about machines, so would Alan just take the crew home, leaving Fireball Jr. crashed in the Morgul vale? But that's not much of a story. (I suppose Steve could refuse to leave...) I'unno.
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It is a bit tricky, isn't it? by
on 2015-12-18 11:08:00 UTC
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One thing to note about Thunderbirds is that Gerry Anderson didn't want his heroes to have guns -- a fairly common theme among people who survived our end of WWII, with Patrick Macnee being a classic example of that in a live-action format. If Legolas and Gimli spirited away with Venus and Steve (ain't no way they're taking Robert) before either Alan, John, or Scott could get to them, things might get a bit more interesting. You could get a really good adventure yarn out of that, with the relevant Tracy and a kinda-sorta repaired Robert yomping through rural Gondor doing good deeds and so on while Steve and Venus deal with something in Emyn Arnen. Perhaps Elboron has been brought low with some sickness or other... or perhaps something from the XL5's nutomic reactor has got into the local ecosystem.
Hell, you could even incorporate something sinister going on in Ithilien, with the Cult of the New Shadow in full swing... though perhaps they have a new master, secreted away in the steaming jungles of Far Harad, standing in a temple built by his most ardent followers, a man with a hypnotic presence...
But that's just idle speculation. =] -
... =DDDDDDDD by
on 2015-12-18 02:17:00 UTC
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YES YES ALL OF MY YES I DESIRE MORE IMMEDIATELY-
*much later*
Ahem. Now that I have been suitably plied with tranquilizers, I really enjoyed that. I'd write a response, but frankly my LotR knowledge just is not there.
However, I'd like to give you the mental image of this all happening because the Vingilot accidentally crashed into Fireball. =] -
Eee, Legolas-Gimli friendship. ^_^ by
on 2015-12-17 16:43:00 UTC
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This was fun to read just for that. They're so overlooked, aren't they?
Also, sneaky of you, working in your Vingilot-is-a-spaceship thing. ^_~
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What's the point of a completely censored adult movie? by
on 2015-12-16 14:34:00 UTC
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I mean, the concept is hilarious, but I can't imagine it would get too many viewers.
...unles it's actually footage taken from one of the no-drool videos and the whole thing is bleeped and blacked out so nobody breaks down sobbing...
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Great work! Love the site redesign. =] (nm) by
on 2015-12-16 14:27:00 UTC
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Thanks! (nm) by
on 2015-12-16 16:16:00 UTC
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Too late! *eyeballs hard* by
on 2015-12-16 14:24:00 UTC
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The broadcast schedule has me truly cackling, now having the opportunity to see both. (I would love to see snippets of that 'sitcom' written out, actually).
The revamp looks fantastic (and I truly enjoy how hub page looks!) The timelines are also very, very very useful, especially for a July who is doing things and yes.
-A July, Most Enticed and wishes had more time to browse through everything -
Well, as I say... by
on 2015-12-16 16:16:00 UTC
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... if there's any particular characters you want timelines for, just ask. (I mean, if you say 'the Canon Librarian' or something, it'll be a short timeline, but I can still do it...!)
Thank you!
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It does remind me that... by
on 2015-12-16 16:58:00 UTC
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...a fun 'group' project (Well, I say group, honestly it'd probably be a few obsessive people) would be to try and do a giant immense comprehensive timeline of all PPC characters and events.
...A shared spreadsheet would probably be the best method.
-July, plotting despite no access to Google Docs -
Tell you what: by
on 2015-12-16 17:01:00 UTC
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When you do, I give you permission to use my timelines as datapoints. (There's also one over here for some of the major events, but it's noooowhere near complete.)
^_~
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Excellent! by
on 2015-12-16 17:16:00 UTC
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The way I'm thinking of setting it up (unless someone beats me to it) is to have the leftmost column be locked and span pretty much from the creation of the PPC in-universe to current HST, with month and year, but only if something's been established as having happened then, much like you've got your timelines set up. (Preferably with a link.)
And then separate each column to the right by characters or character grouping depending on what would work best, with the one closest to the left having the major events.
It'd certainly be interesting to see how things impact and spread from character to character that way and who ostensibly has time overlaps with who.
Thoughts?
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You may wish... by
on 2015-12-17 16:47:00 UTC
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To avail yourself of the wiki's Years category. I have recently put some work into fleshing it out, though of course it's far from complete or even comprehensive. As of this week, it's got handy navigation between pages, though. {= )
hS, you wanna add/update your timeline stuff? If not, I'll be happy to do it some day when I've got time to kill.
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I remember that... by
on 2015-12-18 03:43:00 UTC
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Especially considering I had started it in the first place. :)
I was figuring though that having a giant spreadsheet thing would be neat to work with because it'd allow for a massive comparative thing, though, since people like adding in their own things (and it'd make updating each year section on the wiki much easier).
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I thought I started them? by
on 2015-12-18 09:29:00 UTC
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Oh, right, I see - you made 2006, containing almost nothing, then I moved it to Year:2006 and made most of the others.
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And then... by
on 2015-12-18 13:35:00 UTC
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Expansion occurred, and the Current Events page was also a thing kept updated from 2008 on.
I couldn't exactly add things from 2006, considering I wasn't precisely around for that. :P
(And that reminds me of way, way when back when the Crashing Down and Reorganisation links were purposefully kept red.)
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You mean we've moved past 2008? Madness. (nm) by
on 2015-12-18 13:47:00 UTC
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