Twas badfic, and the grammagoofs
Did rimp and rompage in the Words:
All mimsy were the characters,
Outgribing pleas unheard.

"Beware the Mary Sue, my friend!
The hair that shines, the eyes that gleam!
Beware her Suefluence, and shun
her whineous wangsty scream!"

They took their canon thuff in hand:
Long time the urple foe they sought -
So rested they by the Near Bye tree,
And read the Words in thought.

And, as in frumious thought they heard,
The Mary Sue, with eyes of flame,
Came sauntering through the mangly Words,
And prostured as she came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The agents' wrath went snicker-snack!
They left her dead, and with her head
They went portelling back.

"And, has thou slain the Mary Sue?
Come to my arms, my beamish squeep!
O Righteous day! Wahoo! Wahay!"
She chortled in her - [BEEEEEP!]

Twas badfic, and the grammagoofs
Did rimp and rompage in the Words:
All mimsy were the characters,
Outgribing pleas unheard.



Happy 150th anniversary to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, everyone!