Subject: Big words. @.@
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Posted on: 2013-07-11 22:06:00 UTC
Well, as an additional casual affiliate of this organization, bienvenidos a la PPC! Here, have this gourmet chef's cleaver to aid you in your valiant Sue-butchering.
-- Len
After reading the entire wiki, and as many missions as I could stomach(You need hazard pay.) I finally decided to undergo the immense undertaking of becoming a casual affiliate of this organization, in an attempt to see the multiverse, butcher Sues, and indulge in my erratic disconjointed thought process. I likely will help me navigate what is colloquialy refered to as HQ.
Well, as an additional casual affiliate of this organization, bienvenidos a la PPC! Here, have this gourmet chef's cleaver to aid you in your valiant Sue-butchering.
-- Len
Hi! It seems that we are alike in that we did quite a bit of reading before joining the Board! Welcome aboard!
As for your newbie gift:
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here! Have a life-sized LEPrecon plushie! You might think that it's a real elf, but I'm reasonably certain that it is a toy.
Do I detect from your choice of greeting that you are also Australian?
Here, have a platter of chocolate-covered profiteroles and a pet mongoose (available from the PPC Mongoose Shelter in RC#2816. The mongoose eats anything and attacks Sues on sight. Name it what you will!
Elcalion, welcoming.
About your mongoose, is it a banded mongoose, yellow mongoose, bush tailed mongoose, dwarf mongoose, meerkat(same subfamily Mungotina), indian gray mongoose, or a gambian mongoose? I know my mongooses, mate. But its nice to have a pet that kills Sues, and venomous snakes. Thank you.
Keep in mind this is the PPC and we have a whole multiverse of species of mongeese* to play with. There's tartan-patterned mongeese running around the Shelter, so you're not just limited to Earth species. That said, should you want any particular type of mongoose, just let Kepler know. (Kepler is the sentient tub of peanut butter that runs the Shelter with the help of Agent Logan).
That said, all known species of Mongoose will attack snakes and the Shelter-bred examples also attack Sues, thanks to some handy genetic engineering.
Elcalion, dispensing small mammals
*Yes, I know technically the correct plural is mongooses cause the original word is a loan word from Hindi (mangus, I believe), but c'mon. How can you not go with mongeese as the plural.
Hi, have some fudge!
You should be popular with the agents, I think most of them would agree with you about the hazard pay ;) .
I be the notebook giver DemonFiren so kindly mentioned below. So here! Have one of my infinite notebooks, lined of course, and complete with urple covers and wilver binding. Welcome, and don't hurt your eyes!
I don't think that is going to be an issue. A mongoose ate my notebook! And it got sick from the suvian colors.
Have a dark black and wilver pen as well as a few cartridges of beep blue ink for it.
Great for writing in one of the notebooks you will likely be receiving sooner or later (glose-urple is a popular colour combination for those.)
H'elcome, h'elcome. Most nice to have you here. BIt of advice about HQ: Don't think about the bathroom, and you'll be fine. Cheerio! Oh, and have a sparkly thing. Nice, sparkly things do be. This one is called Fred!
I do need hazard pay, you have no idea. Welcome aboard and please enjoy this bag of tiny plastic PPC figurines. You will have to paint them yourself, since they are all generic grey at the moment.
Two questions:
1) What fandoms do you follow?
2) What is your favorite spin-off and/or mission and/or agent?
-Phobos
1) Discworld, Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, Redwall, The small annoying things with a regrettable habit of gnawing one's face off, Long Earth, and Artemis Fowl.
Greetings, new friend! Have a few rolls of caution tape!