Subject: Probably the Most Absurd Species of All: Human
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Posted on: 2015-11-26 01:07:00 UTC
Which just seems absurd to me. Like, if you want to have a fic about Spore, then have a bunch of zany aliens running around. Why in the galaxy would you go with boring old humans?
Hey guys, I kind of dropped off the face of the earth for a bit thanks to college, but with the fall semester ending, I should be able to come back. If I'm particularly lucky, I might even finish that first mission I've been working on for a year and a half. So, hello again everyone!
And I'm sorry for not being around to beta-read your mission lately; Real Life hasn't been nice to me in the past few months. I'll do what I can to help if time allows it, though!
I've been in pretty much the same boat, so don't worry.
College is rough from what I hear. *hugs and offers SPaGhetti* Glad to have you back!
Here, take this Magical D20, I botched the magic, so it always lands on 1, have fun.
Here's your complimentary bag of fun-sized (snack-sized?) Hershey chocolate bars! It includes regular ones, almond ones, cookies and cream ones, and Mr. Goodbars for good measure! Don't eat them all at once :P
*tosses* Have this bag of black-hole chocolate, please. As for your mission, I hope it will be going smoothly and that you can post it soon.
I know too well what's like to have to suddenly drop off the face of the earth due to college. I was gone for nearly a year thanks to my preparations for my entrance exams and then my first semester happened...
As your welcome back gift, please have this Rorschach Book, which can change into virtually any written fiction in existence. Just close your eyes while holding it, think about what you wanna read and then blink three times.
I hope you're able to finish your mission soon. What is the continuum and what type of mission is it?
As for the mission type, it should be pretty much the standard fare. Figured that for the very first mission, I should just focus on introducing the characters.
We don't have very many Spore missions around here, although I'm toying with the idea of an Amahani as an agent. Are your agents going to be from that continuum, or will they be from somewhere else?
I'd post a link to my permission request so you can see their bios, but the Board doesn't want to let me find them. In short, I have one guy from the real world and one punk from the DC Universe.
Yeah, focusing on introducing the agents on your first mission seems like the best approach.
What I meant to ask was what kind of badfic is it?
Now with both romance AND attempts at political intrigue.
How in the Dark Ocean do you "romance" a member of race that is pretty much only known for destroying anything and everything on sight?
Apparently, the Grox are actually not that bad. That's pretty much the whole rationale here. No real explanation, no justification, nothing.
I mean, the only way to "befriend" them in canon is use WMD around them. Any way you cut it, they are pure and unadulterated evil.
Also, let me guess. Is the Sue from a species that is absurd even for Spore standards?
Which just seems absurd to me. Like, if you want to have a fic about Spore, then have a bunch of zany aliens running around. Why in the galaxy would you go with boring old humans?
Yeah, I mean, even if you can make a human-like creature in Spore, and people have tried, why would do you that? A human Sue in Spore is truly absurd indeed. It is more absurd than the 4-armed bird-centaur aliens I have made, for Spode's sake!