*shudders*

I'm proud to present you my very first mission! :D (NSFW) by James Shields on 2015-11-20 13:38:00 UTC Reply

I would like to thank SkarmorySilver and sonofheaven for beta reading this.

In the Name of Canon, I Shall Punish You! - After a very awkward first meeting, Aiko and Henry have to deal with a Replacement Sue that proves that sometimes the worst glitterbags come in the shortest badfics - NSFW due to the torture and murder of young child present in the bleepfic being missioned.

Sigh. I am thankful for only two things about this atrocious monstrosity of a fic: That it was mercifully short and that were things like total lack of transitions and comments like "pink haired parasite" and "diabolically pink head" for me to poke at and make fun of.

Let me get this straight... by Hardric on 2015-11-21 07:49:00 UTC Reply

This revenge fic used her mother to do the kill?! I vannot belive I'll say this, but couldn't the Suethor at least used a random monster for this. Killing a child in such an atrocious way is already horrid enough like this from her part, but using her mother for this...

Congratulations for this first mission, James. Your characters are really interesting, and this really, really NEEDED to die.

Yeah, this one really DESERVED to be killed by James Shields on 2015-11-21 19:43:00 UTC Reply

I am obviously still absolutely baffled and horrified by her of use of Serena to carry out this monstrous plot. She is a loving mother and a happy-go-lucky person, the one who, as I had Aiko notice, is called the Messiah of Purity. She's the one who eventually became Neo-Queen Serinity, the founder of the Silver Millenium, an era of absolute peace and prosperity. We are taking about the person who refused to even FIGHT two of her greatest enemies and instead managed to used the Power of Love to redeem them.

And poor Rini... I won't deny that she can be a brat sometimes, but people like this Suethor ignore the reasons why she can be that way. Shewas forced to watch her family and friends be attacked and practically killed. She was manipulated and corrupted by a villian to believe that no one loved her and that even her parents hated her, to the point that for a time she became a villian herself .

Anyway, thank you for your comment! I am really glad that you liked my agents. :D

A line is missing... by son_of_heaven176 on 2015-11-21 02:06:00 UTC Reply

Did you delete Aiko's line where she thought a few words were missing? Because without it, Henry's line about "proper English" has no context.

Yeah, looks like it fumbled at that one. by James Shields on 2015-11-21 02:29:00 UTC Reply

Sorry about that. I will re-add the line as soon as I can, which unfortunately will probably only be on Monday, since I probably won't be able to acess my computer this weekend and I can't edit the doc on mobile.

*shudders* by eatpraylove on 2015-11-21 00:45:00 UTC Reply

Holy hell. Taking on a Bleepfic as your first mission...you're either very brave, very insane, or both. Thanks for killing that thing.

Well, considering that I'm a PPCer... (NSFW) by James Shields on 2015-11-21 01:52:00 UTC Reply

I think it is pretty much a given that at least half the reason of why I did this because I'm insane. I have wanted to do something about this atrocity ever since I heard the Fanfic Critic read, so finally getting the chance to do it may have overridden my common sense.

But as horrifying as this was, unfortunately the suffering is not over yer neither for me nor for poor Rini. I maybe a little insane, but I'm not a (total) masochist, so I obviously won't do it right after this, but there's one SM Bleepfic that's arguably worse than even this one that also involves unspeakable acts being commited against Rini. I won't dare to link to the thing because it's just really vile, but it's called Chibiusa's Seventh Birthday and despite that innocent sounding title, it involves the poor little girl getting gang raped by all of the other senshi, including Usagi and Mamoru.

But as I said, that's not my immediate next target. My actual next target is probably going to be the HP badfic I discussed in this post. Dealing with canon and logic breaking potions and poorly executed fourth-wall breaking will be comparatively like a balm for my mind after this mess

I think you need to share the Doc, mate. by Matt Cipher on 2015-11-20 13:51:00 UTC Reply

Or it may be something with me, 'cause I can't view it.

You should be able to see it now. by James Shields on 2015-11-20 14:29:00 UTC Reply

I had forgotten to change the settings so that anyone who acesses the link would be able to see it. Sorry about that. D: