Welcome!

Also, DID SOMEBODY MENTION UNDERTALE?! AND GAME GRUMPS TOO?! *SQUEES AND MAKES INCOHERENT OVERJOYED ARMOR BIRD NOISES*

Ahem. Aside from one of my own shed feathers, have a miniature Dakotaraptor named Arin, a Golden Snitch with a Pokeball engraving, a tame Centipeetle, and a potted flower that totally isn't plotting to kill you!

As always, all the good stuff has already been said. So, uh, have this Plot Bunny! I've got way too many of those and they just keep breeding, so, I'm giving some away.

Here, we have "In a modern setting where magic is real but mostly unknown, someone accidentally summons a forgotten minor god." Isn't it cute? I've had it since a while, but now that I've moved (to science-fantasy, kinda), I just don't know where to put it.

I would ask which Teen Titans series are you a fan of, but that tends to confuse people, so, I'll just assume you mean the Glen Murakami's animated series.

And since I got nothing more to add, here you have your newbie gifts: a replica of the One Ring made of rubber, that doubles as a squeaky toy, and a Poké Ball, which has a Cosplay Pikachu with a Raven costume inside!

I'm new to the community as well, and I too was quite the lurker before I actually plucked up the courage to come here, so I get where you're coming from (I also happen to be a fellow ADHD-sufferer, with a similar intolerance for Suethors who abuse mental illnesses, so I empathise with you on that).

I don't have much in the way of welcome gifts, but I did pick up an urple Furby the other day. I don't think it likes me, though (it keeps eyeing me really shiftily), so maybe it'll be happier off with you. Cheers!

I can finally tell you guys some of my fandoms.
Gash/Zatch Bell,Steven Universe,Hetalia,Mystery Room & Professor Layton,Undertale,Gravity Falls,Assassin’s Creed,and Dangan Ronpa are the main ones I have right now. Actually Gash/Zatch Bell is my favorite one so that is always in the main fandoms.

Others include Bob's Burgers,Good Omens,Phineas and Ferb,Dude that’s my ghost,Deadpool,Teen titans,Sonic the Hedgehog,Octodad,Game Grumps,Panty and Stocking,Pokemon,Phoenix Wright,Harry Potter,and Lego.

I tend however not to be in the "Center" of the fandoms and gravitate to the oc parts or towards a roleplay area.

This shovel's magical. I don't know how exactly, but rest assured that it is.

It's nice to have you on board! Have a Deviljho tooth, a Dinky the T-rex Souvenier, and a life-sized statue of a Compsognathus carved out of red granite!

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti! If you have any questions, just check the the Wiki before asking. Hope you like it here! :)

I was a lurker before I joined too, so I definitely get where you're coming from. I think it is safe to infer from your post that you have read The Original Series and the relevants FAQs on the Wiki. As such, I only have this to ask: Have read the PPC Constitution?

Now, as for your welcoming gifts, here they are: A Bag of Holding, so that you have something to store in all the gifts you're about to receive, and a Rorschach Book, which can change into any written text in existence. To use it, you have to close your eyes while you're holding it, think about what you wanna read and then blink three times.

Here's your starter Pokémon:

Iiiiiiit's Sentret!

And your starting item is:

Crowbar from Risk Of Rain!

Crowbar's a very, very useful item on sweepers that acts like a reverse Multiscale -- the more health the target of a single-target move has, the more damage it does, to a maximum of +50%. It's brilliant for wallbreakers, though the dropoff is pretty steep. On a Sentret, try a physically attacking set with Return, Ice Punch, Knock Off, and Brick Break.

I can't believe I almost forgot that. But yeah I'm a CisFemale who uses she/her/herself. I don't mind being asked what my gender is so if you forget just ask.

Welcome aboard. Let me give you a pot of my special brand of black coffee. Warning, light will be sucked up around it, take your precautions.

Welcome to the board and here is a buge light pen.