Subject: One more Twilight Goodfic
Author:
Posted on: 2015-11-02 11:49:00 UTC
Luminosity - These five following words alone should convince you: Twilight with a rational Bella.
Subject: One more Twilight Goodfic
Author:
Posted on: 2015-11-02 11:49:00 UTC
Luminosity - These five following words alone should convince you: Twilight with a rational Bella.
http://appasmomo.deviantart.com/art/Gasm-Heard-Round-the-World-1-204422710
Warning: Nsfw,NSFB, Boku no pico(yes I'm serious),rape,Character replacements,many bad ocs,google translate french,incest, no lube or condoms. Oc times Canon (Oc x Aph Ukraine & Oc x Aph France),cursing,and much more.
Yes the title of it is in fact "Gasm Heard around the World" and it's about as good as you would think. The city of New York gets dragged into making a porno. There is script fic with emotes the whole time. It's funny but it's also so terrible. It's five chapters long but each one is quick. This is a fanfic that people end up regretting down the line.
Are the sporkings of Mervin's site really off-limits?
I mean, Iximaz missionned Rose Potter, and Seafarer claims Hogwarts Exposed, a series who could deserve the Legendary tag.
Such crossover deserves to die. Bonus hate points because Bella is called Marie (I know that's her true name). I ducking hate the glitterbags called Mary, it feels like they're spitting on the original character.
Some of the fics being that were sporked there are unbelievably awful and can't be found anywhere else, like this train-wreck of a bleepfic and the Ariana Black series.
The problem is precisely that they can't found outside Mervin's site. Aside from how hard it would to acess the thing, other than maybe by either asking Das Mervin to supply the original or asking permission to copy off the original fic text from the sporkings, I also have to wonder if our policy about deleted/abandoned badfics would apply in such cases or not.
I, for one, would love to see these things being taken out, but I don't know if we would be allowed to do so.
Where did you see that they cannot be used for a mission? I mean, Iximaz and Des' latest mission was about an unfinished fanfic abandonnd since 2003, so it seems to me you can mission them, provided they're bad enough. As for the text, you could ask it to Zeldaqueen, it still could somewhere in her computer.
Yeah, I mostly meant fics that got deleted. As I said before, I probably won't be trying to take down a fic THIS bad any time soon, even if do get Permission this time.
Heck, in the Airhead sporking, Mervin and Hyde make frequent references to the PPC. I was actually thinking of claiming Child of Grace, Airhead herself, and that one Edward/Cas fic (because Cas is clearly a replacement Sue, which puts him in the DMS's purview).
(Mostly this is because my spinoff is planned to be set in the past, and I can barely find any badfic that fits the timeline. ;_;)
Shipping Bella the anti-human with Cas is clearly bad, and since his description is inaccurate to say the least, it's another remplacement for you.
Out of curiosity, why setting up your spinoff in the past?
I need a certain department to still be around.
Because Bella Marie Potter Cullen seriously needs to be taken down. I mean, Bella here is arguably worse than Glaurunging Reneesme. This Suethor knows as little about babies as Meyer and they don't have the (extremely bad) excuse of her being a Dhampir. Seriously, what even is this!?
The only problem here is that only copy that seems to exist online of this thing is the sporking itself and Zelda Queen does a lot of scriptfic sequences because of how bad and boring it is.
Email Mervin, tell her you're PPC, and ask if she has/can get a copy. If she doesn't want you doing it, she'll tell you. That was my plan for Airhead, anyway.
Thing is, I don't have Permission yet, though I hope that will change soon enough. But even if I did get it this time around, I am not planning on taking on something of the caliber of this train-wreck any time soon. I will keep your suggestion in mind though.
Use this link for The Wedding Crashers for a few bonus bits at the end.
The Wedding Crashers: Leah Clearwater is called home for Jacob's wedding. However, she's not alone. Along for the ride come Sam, Dean and Castiel. And they're not pleased by what they find...
Strange Bedfellows: Ever wonder who that guy Sands who keeps turning up in the sporkings is? Well, here you go. SnapexSands, slash, and also a really good story.
The Wise Man and the Fool: Aro as he should have been. Also, the Cullens are totes screwed.
For You, I Will: Horror. There's no other word. A look at the implications of imprinting...
But it was too awesome for being ignored. Seriously, I wish Twilight was a Legendary Badfic of Hyde's work, and that the latter could be used for an OFU, just imagine Mervin and Hyde Coordinators , fishslapping fanbrats to submission and GOOD writing. Heck, someone should use it as an idea for an Agent, an AU where Meyer is an unpublished Suethor and Hyde takes the credit. Sending such an Agent to a Twilight would be so cruel, so funny.
Yeah, I'll check the others too. I discovered Supernatural thanks to their sporkings, and seeing the Winchesters crush the Cullens will certainly be fun.
As far as I'm concerned, Twilight is a badfic. Of Meyer's... ahem... dream. It certainly has the right level of quality. It'd be kinda nice if you could take IP off someone by virtue of them being too incompetent to look after it properly. That would be abusable, though. Sadly.
Luminosity - These five following words alone should convince you: Twilight with a rational Bella.
If it was any other fandom, Luminosity would be badfic. Your description is correct: Twilight with a rational Bella. Unfortunately, few of the other things that make Twilight so awful are changed. Bella is still a sociopath who has to force herself to feel emotion and who matches up her friends for utterly selfish reasons; Edward is still a dick; Alice is still annoying (and IF SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER BEING A HUMAN, WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE ONE her backstory doesn't gel with her characterisation); Rosalie is still a Scary Sue with a baby fetish; vampires still have biology failure; it's still anti-human; there's still a lot of rape imagery (metaphorical here, but still)...
I could go on. At least there's actual plot eventually.
How I didn't realize that!? Yeah, apparently despite this being an AU trying (and failing, apparently) to fix things around, the author actually LIKES Twilight. So yeah, it makes sense that things like weren't change.
Sorry for screwing this up. Rec retracted.
Some people like it. Heck, my best friend likes it. Probably because it's better than Meyer's work, which makes it something that people like to latch on to and rub in Meyer's face. But "better than Meyer's work" is what we call damning with faint praise.
Honestly, it's all down to taste. All I meant to do with my post was warn off people who have been ruined by Das Sporking can't stop themselves reading between the lines.