Subject: Hmmmm...
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Posted on: 2015-10-23 23:38:00 UTC

Mission 1: Agent :-) is relaxing with a book. BEEEEEEP! Oh, a Suefic. Sue seduces canon, who seems to grow an extra head... Agent :-) uses the Book of Canon to knock out the canon, then cuts off the Sue's head with scissors. Yay, back to relaxing with books. BEEEEEP! Oh no, have to go see the Flowers.
Mission 2: Is that the Sunflower Official transferring :-) to Bad Slash? Hm. Oh well. Back to internets... BEEEEEP! OMG, femslash! Canons giving each other gifts, fine. Wait what. Are they... flirting? Uh. I really don't want to see this! Time for the Book of Canon again! Boom, exorcised. Time for fun again! Except... dammit, have to see the Flowers again.
Mission 3: Off to the Bonsai Mallorn (seriously, why is the Sunflower Official doing Sod's job?) Canon loves hospital, canon loves mountain. Uh-oh, there's a tidal wave! Oh, okay, Castiel's saved the day! Thank you, Cas! Let's go to a desert island! This makes :-) very cross, so he burns all the non-canon locations to the ground. :-) is getting stressed by his sucky job - even internets can't cheer him up. And then... Sigh. Back to see the Flowers.
Mission 4: SO sends :-) to Admiral Pansy (thanks for the hint, hS). Back to the RC... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!! Okay, Bad Parody. Yay, the canons are in love. Wait, what. Monkeys? Canons and Agent :-) are sad. And now there's an alien, which causes the canons to split up? Yeah, so Agent :-) blows up the monkeys and alien, so they go up in flames! Back to the RC. Then, well, back to see the SO...

(how did i do do i get a prize)

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