Subject: Lemming repellant...
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Posted on: 2012-12-14 21:10:00 UTC
...for entering the website known as "Quotev", a giant pit of Mary-Sueness. We dubbed it the Circle of Lemmings just like we call fanfiction.net the Pit of Voles.
For sanity's sake, don't spend more than an hour in there. It corrodes your brain faster than exposure to low-pH acids.
Hello!
I'm Givala and I would be delighted to join this
erm...company of justice? xD
If you would be so kind as to give a clue about joining this group,I'll be extremely glad :D
KittyNoodles! Is me Givala from KoM-E :D
As you can see, I decided to join :D
Have a bunch of spare Christmas Holiday Lights! No matter what you celebrate, you can use them to light your RC! Oh, and have an acorn and a slice of fruitcake too. :)
Oh I celebrate Christmas too, these lights shall look lovely in the little tree I have in my bedroom :)
As for the other gifts,,,Yummy!:D
[Muffled Gangnam Style plays in the distance]
I apologise; I was attempting to 'jazz up' my introductions.
Oops.
Anyway, it's nice to meet you! Here is a complimentary Awake, free of charge. Feed it espresso, and it shall love you forever.
Oh don't worry, I found it amusing :D
Maybe PPC should have it's own version of the song?:D
Thank you!
But erm..What exactly is an awake?
As a Newbie gift have a Nimbus 2001.
My own Nimbus 2001!!!
Oh thank you a thousand times!
This is by far, the best gift :D
It's not a Firebolt but...IT'S SO COOL!
*flies away*
Hi there!
Have some nuts! And some candy canes! And some random bits of string files that I found on my computer! And an ostritch feather.
So many gifts!xD
Yummy, nuts and candy canes!^^
*Puts ostrich feather in her hair*
Thanks!:D
Welcome, have a fuzzy hat in the color of your choice!
I'll have it Green!
I like purple, but it seems like a dreaded color here ._.'
I like purple too! In fact, the reason I give newbies fluffy hats is because I own a purple fluffy hat. Which I am wearing right now.
I've never seen purple with the same eyes since I read The Middle-Earth fanfiction University :P But I still like it, just thought here was different I guess :P
But we don't want 2 persons with the same hat color right?
I'll still have it green ^^
Hi! Have some fudge!
Welcome aboard, and have this red velvet robe as a joining gift! It's very good for fantasy settings, just please avoid wearing it in the Trekverse (red and the Trekverse don't mix well).
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water. Apply directly to the forehead!
So, what are your fandoms? We've got a bit of everything here, so don't be shy!
Lol, what does it do?;P
My fandoms:
-First of all Harry Potter :'D
My first one, I started reading the books when I was 5 nn
-Then the Lord of the Rings x3 Tolkien was such a genius! :D
-The Inheritance Cycle (Last book sucked though :/)
-The Avengers,
-Thor,
-Phineas and Ferb(There are Mary-Sues in that fandom too!Oh, the horror D:),
-Adventure time,
-BBC Merlin,
-Sherlock Holmes(Just the books and the movies though :B, I haven't watched the series .-.),
-Rio (THE CUTEST AND MOST AWESOME BIRDS EVER!Lots of Mary-Sues here too .. Oh, what I wouldn't give to be able to roast them)
-Iron man
-The Lion King!x3
-Tangled
-The Princess and the frog
-Hercules
-(Insert all Disney movies here :B)
-Inkheart(I read all the books but the first one ._.' I just can't find it!D: And the other 2 books were a gift :B)
-Fairy Oak x3
-Ghost girl
-(Insert books and movies that slipped my mind here)
-A latin soap opera called Betty la Fea(I'm from Venezuela :B So I really doubt that anyone has seen it :B)
And..I think that's pretty much all :/
It's not much I know xD
Have some lemming repellent!
I don't know what that is but thanks any way!:D
...for entering the website known as "Quotev", a giant pit of Mary-Sueness. We dubbed it the Circle of Lemmings just like we call fanfiction.net the Pit of Voles.
For sanity's sake, don't spend more than an hour in there. It corrodes your brain faster than exposure to low-pH acids.
...Mary-Sues, Mary-Sues everywhere!! That site is a foul thing indeed!
Never, ever, entering again...
NEVER!!
Justin Bieber and One Direction stories?!?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
End of ranting~
Greetings, new friend!
Have yourself a firefly! Just be careful. It's a badfic firefly, so the fire part is . . . rather literal.
Oh thanks! I'll call her(him?) Spark :D
Oh I don't mind the fire, in fact, I find it very useful indeed...*evil laugh*
Thanks. I'll keep it in a jar with holes for air. And I think I could use it as a weapon if those tea leaves I got ever figure out how to slip into my room.
Welcome a-Board, newbie! Please feel free to deposit your sanity in the marked bin, as you won't be needing it much here.
In addition to the links EileenAlphabet pointed out, I'd also like to give you one to the IRC which is a place to go if you just want to chat aimlessly. By giving this link to you I am being somewhat ironic, as I've only wandered my way there, like, twice. Silly me.
In other news, what are some of your fandoms? I like to give people fandom-related gifts, but I can't do that if I don't know any of them (for the record, I have no idea what KoM-E is, so if it's a fandom thing, sorry for my ignorance).
Also, when did KittyNoodles become the celebrity? All the newbies seem to know her.
Thank you, everyone is giving me such a warm welcome, gifts and all! :D
I never had that much sanity to begin with xD, but I'll do as you say :) *puts sanity in the bin*
Oh, I actually been there, it was rather boring. But thanks nonetheless :)
I already said to a boarder what they were, so I'll just copy & paste
-First of all Harry Potter :'D
My first one, I started reading the books when I was 5 nn
-Then the Lord of the Rings x3 Tolkien was such a genius! :D
-The Inheritance Cycle (Last book sucked though :/)
-The Avengers,
-Thor,
-Phineas and Ferb(There are Mary-Sues in that fandom too!Oh, the horror D:),
-Adventure time,
-BBC Merlin,
-Sherlock Holmes(Just the books and the movies though :B, I haven't watched the series .-.),
-Rio (THE CUTEST AND MOST AWESOME BIRDS EVER!Lots of Mary-Sues here too .. Oh, what I wouldn't give to be able to roast them)
-Iron man
-The Lion King!x3
-Tangled
-The Princess and the frog
-Hercules
-(Insert all Disney movies here :B)
-Inkheart(I read all the books but the first one ._.' I just can't find it!D: And the other 2 books were a gift :B)
-Fairy Oak x3
-Ghost girl
-(Insert books and movies that slipped my mind here)
-A latin soap opera called Betty la Fea(I'm from Venezuela :B So I really doubt that anyone here has seen it :B)
Kingdoms of Middle-Earth, is a game, maybe you have heard of it before?
It's new, and free ;), they released it because The Hobbit movie.
Well, we were on the global chat of said game, and when I expressed my hatred for the Mary Sues she just leaded me here :D
Sorry, didn't see the first list, but wow that's a lot of fandoms. I probably have just as many, but whenever I try to list them I end up forgetting a few. I'm also constantly gaining fandoms, so the list is never complete.
If my (admittedly awful) translation skills are correct, then Betty la Fea would translate to Ugly Betty, which is/was a show up here in America. I'm not sure if they're the same, or if I even translated that correctly, but they could possibly be similar-ish? Maybe?
I have not heard of Kingdoms of Middle-Earth, though I am of the Hobbit and the LotR. I'm not very big into online games though. *Is a boring stuffy young codger*
Anyway, because I'm noticing a large amount of animated fandoms, I give you this cartoonifier! It will transform anything you wish into a bubbly, two-dimensional work of art. Just be sure not to point it at things that are already cartoons; they might implode.
Yeah, I have too many fandoms, and the list is not even complete!
I'm pretty sure some slipped my mind,
Bad slippery fandoms!--
Oh, you translated correctly! But no, the series are based in that soap opera, but they couldn't be more different.
Believe me I know, I can't watch the show without at least one rambling about how untrue to the original is.
Basically, a complete an utterly destruction of canon ..
The Mexican version was bad, but the American? Right down awful xP
See? I ranted xx
But look it up in YouTube , I am not a big fan of soap operas(Most of them suck so much ..), but this one is different, and I bet they got it with English subtitles and all :D
This game is cool enough, when the other players are not stealing your resources or massacring your army, that is.
I find the global chat amusing, hardly anyone there posses sanity, so you can guess how it must be.
Oh a cartoonifier! I shall have tons of fun with this! Thank you for the gift :D
Terribly sorry, that's far too many capital letters...
Anyway, GIVALA! Hi! -giant huggle- I was beginning to worry you'd decided not to join! :D
As is customary, you will soon be flooded with newbie gifts. For mine, I present you a box of Bleepnerds. They come in urple and glose! :D
Please, call me Giv :D, or Gio, or Giova ;B
(Lol I think you guessed my real name already ;B)
HUGGLE! I likes hugs xD
What? I´d be crazy if I decided not to join, how could I destroy Mary-Sues then?
Newbie gifts, that's nice!:D
Thank you Kitty, that is most kind of you ;)
Well, I'll add to this message a list of my fandoms, just for the heck of it :D
-First of all Harry Potter :'D
My first one, I started reading the books when I was 5 nn
-Then the Lord of the Rings x3 Tolkien was such a genius! :D
-The Inheritance Cycle (Last book sucked though :/)
-The Avengers,
-Thor,
-Phineas and Ferb(There are Mary-Sues in that fandom too!Oh, the horror D:),
-Adventure time,
-BBC Merlin,
-Sherlock Holmes(Just the books and the movies though :B, I haven't watched the series .-.),
-Rio (THE CUTEST AND MOST AWESOME BIRDS EVER!Lots of Mary-Sues here too .. Oh, what I wouldn't give to be able to roast them)
-Iron man
-The Lion King!x3
-Tangled
-The Princess and the frog
-Hercules
-(Insert all Disney movies here :B)
-Inkheart(I read all the books but the first one ._.' I just can't find it!D: And the other 2 books were a gift :B)
-Fairy Oak x3
-Ghost girl
-(Insert books and movies that slipped my mind here)
-A latin soap opera called Betty la Fea(I'm from Venezuela :B So I really doubt that anyone has seen it :B)
Quite a few right? xD
As for joining, you already have! Simply by making an introductory thread on the Board, you have made yourself a Boarder.
To find out more, there is our wiki: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki
If you are planning to make agents, you should check out this page: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission
There are also the Original Series, if you haven't read them already: http://plotprotectors.tripod.com/TOS/
And then make yourself at home, have fun, be silly and serious when the occasion calls for it.