Subject: Congratulations and Happy (belated) Birthday!
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Posted on: 2015-09-25 07:59:00 UTC
You've now gone seventeen whole years without dying. If you can keep that up for the rest of your life, you'll be immortal. (That is how it works, right?)
I'm sorry I forgot to tell you all earlier.
You've now gone seventeen whole years without dying. If you can keep that up for the rest of your life, you'll be immortal. (That is how it works, right?)
I remember when I was seventeen. It was awesome. Of course, I was living in a trailer at that point but my family and I got to travel, so that was good. It was the point when I really began to think about what I wanted to do with my life.
I still don't know what I'm going to do with it, but that's beside the point. Being seventeen was awesome.
May there be many more like it to come!
Happy birthday! [uses a t shirt cannon to dump confetti on you]
And thanks, everybody!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*