What The gets all the weird ones, of course!

Let's see. There was the one where the Sue seduced... God. *cringe*. (We no longer do Bible missions, but that was a really weird one.)

Or the one that took place in two-dimensional Flatland.

On the other hand, there's the mission to "Hogwarts and the Giant Squid"... yes, it's the slashy kind of "and".

Or the legolas by laura mission, with the sheer crazy of the horrible grammar and inadvertent pedophilia.

I get the feeling that quite a few fics that should be handled by DoWT are handled by Floaters because someone signed up for just the wrong continuum, never believing that someone would write a fic in that 'verse.

Weirdest missionable fic I ever read? Probably "Minesweeper" badfic. Yes. I still don't know how you'd go about missioning that, and I'm not going to try seeing as how I'm a long-time PPCer but don't write missions (yet) and really ought to get practice on normal ones. But that's a definite DoWT candidate if I ever saw one.

It's probably this one. Summary's inside and all, but it's basically a LotR mission with disguises gone wrong and a mouthy CAD :)

Outside of missions? Probably my Blackout interlude, the next part of which I'm hoping to finish soon yes after two years, hush. That one's definitely full of bizarre happenings. It's very, very fun to write, though. It's linked on Dawn McKenna's agent page, if you care to go looking at the non-mission entry.

~DF

Just know, when you do read it, you will know exactly what I mean when I say that it was the most beautiful dip into madness and lulz I have ever, and likely will ever, get into.

Unless I do PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP (may have dropped a few P's). Then it would get madder.

Mostly because I haven't done very many.

However, my pick for weirdest is Rose cuts the Doctors penis off and puts it in a sock. It's... exactly what it says on the tin. And very, very strange.

"Why We Can't Have Nice Things".

Yes, the fic really is as bizarre as its excerpts and the agents' reactions imply. Though I eventually concluded after some research that it was a trollfic after all, and rolled with it accordingly.

Seriously. Valon throws up in it.

Half-angel, half-demon witch, who is both asexual and heterosexual (whenever she feels like it). She is an mpreg child of an Archangel and a demon of Hell; has souls of a dragon and a unicorn as her 'spirit guides' (they are also, for some reason, queer); has one normal with and one mechanical...

Yeah, this can go on for a moment... maybe just read THIS

This wasn't titled "A Stint into WhatThe" for nothing.

Featuring Sevlow Lawless Lupin, daughter of Remus and Tonks who would apparently have gotten married to Harry had the fanfic continued. She was a Metamorphmagus who liked to wear clothing made of hair and eyes, and for some unknown reason, James was alive, and Sirius was married to some OC named Destiny, and had a son named Sirius JR. And for some other unknown reason, Harry, James, Sirius, Destiny, Sirius JR and Remus all lived together in the same house.

My favorite part, though?

"I can change into a house cat, any kind of tigers, black panther, loin, cougar, cheetah, as long as it's a cat related I can change into it"

Yes, loin.

*passes over the Bleep*