Shiny things and some pebbles to fidget with... You know how to win an ADD heart.

And I'm loving every minute of it!
(A self aware Adjective? Fasinating, in this univerce, words can come to life, not only bearing a physical form, but also personify it's very definition. I'm never going to sleep with this thing nearby, and considering how the ironic overpower works...)
Jumper, is that what I think it is?
(What?)
Character.
(Hilarious.)
I'm serious!

Thanks, someday I hope to repay all you guys for the gifts. Perhaps by learning how to spell. Or perhaps a poem a good frend of mine wrote. It has nothing to do with the ppc or any fandoms, but it's a very good poem.

Dang it, of all the possable bodys, like David Tennant, I get Justin fracking Bieber!
...Although...
(chorus of Baby plays)
And I was like, Mary, Mary, Mary SUUUUE
Gary, Gary, Gary NOOOO,
Mary, Mary, Mary SUUUUUE
I thought my OC was fine!

If anyone else got sugestions for PPC'd Justin Bieber songs (as much as I may dislike it let me know. This might ust become a thing.

Lily!

What have you done!

YOU'VE SPOILED OUR SHINY NEWBIE!

(srsly, he just got here! Why u dump circle of lemmings on him?)

BACK YE SMALL ILITERATE RODENTS! BACK I SAY!

Thanks for the welcome. I just... I feel so loved right now... *manly tears* Thank you all.

I was waiting for you to show up! Even though you're new compaired to the others, you still make some of the best sporkings (at least that I have read) as well as creating very strong characters. Hope to see more of your work in the future.
Now, if you realy want to freak out, I personaly enjoyed reading your two sporks and interludes than the original series. No I'm not kissing up...
(Yeah you are.)
Shoosh.

Yes I did read the Cupcakes spork, as I said earlyer. You can scroll down if you want my opinion on it, but the tl;dr version: I liked it.

Well, if you DO ever read Fallout Equestria, I would love to read 'your' reaction. I will say, it is very dark, but very very well written. The charicters are fairly strong, and the author somehow makes 'Equestria post nuciar apocalypse' make sence. Give it a shot, and be sire to read at least five chapters before jugeing TOO hard.

Ooh, blee...nerds? What in the name of Celestia was Wonka thinking? Oh well, thanks. I'm sure the sweet blast back into sanity will be helpfull.

I'm sure there's no way this could-

OH WHAT THE FU-
*BOOOOOM!!!*

(MUHAHAHAH, MU, MUHAHAHA!! THAT'S FOR MY LIBRARY!)
___________

What happened above is not cannon to anything. Now, you say your sister wrote the Rainbow Factory spork? She's a good writer, I love the characterization she managed to put in for the agents, and portraying perfectly the rage of a true brony (I know she uses the term pegasister, but I know several other female bronies who hate the term, so I just use brony, to be safe. That and I would have done the same thing) I am completely invested in the two agent's future, and hope to see more from them. Hmmm, now if I can just find a World of Warcraft-FIM crossover badfic...

Anyway, thanks for the greeting, and I hope to see more from you and your sister in the future.

...I dont know what to say, other than THANK YOU!!! While I am not usualy a fan of first person shooters, Halflife was one of the best games I have ever played. Gabe, if you don't make episode three soon... I'll just wait some more, like we have so far.

Alright, enough of that silliness. Yes, I've read the Cupcakes killing, and I must say, I cheered when Pinkamena's neck broke and all was well. That was a fantastic sporking, and I loved every moment of it. Actually, I've read ALL the MLP:FIM sporkings, because I had a compulsive need to read what agents had to say about my *little* fandom.

However, for my character OUTSIDE of the PPC, I was presented with a conundrum. You see, Pinkamena was going to be one of his enemies, because he helped create her. He saw the signs in pinkie as a young filly, about three months after she got her cutie mark. While she was great with parties, a rock farm required her to do more work that she just could not do as well as the others. Because rock framing is a very hard lifestyle (pun not really intended, but welcome) her father started to yell at her for not picking up the slack. He never hit her or anything like that, just rough on her.
She started to go insane, and scared about one of the dreams she had one night: her standing over the body her father, a bloody knife in her mouth. Jumper, visiting to collect some stones he needed for ...something, tried to prevent Cupcakes from happening. Instead, he split Knife-happy Pinkamena from cannon Pinkie, and fought her, hoof and nail, trying to kill her. All the fics and popularity kept her from dyeing though, so he locked her inside a different grimdark version of Equestria, to be forgotten.
Each pony (or person, depending if she found her way into another universe) she killed, he found as his responsibility. The blood may not be on his hands, but the mark rested on his soul. However, I wanted him to interact with the PPC. If you killed the original fic, Pinkamena's life support essentially failed, and the whole Pinkamena plot line I thought of was useless. Still, I found a solution, I think, but no need to get into that now.

Oh, so you also sent an agent into the dreaded Factory? Which one, the intelligence report, or the extra agent who was called in in the second half? Either way, I loved it, and you did a good job helping to kill that blasted thing.

...Yes I like to ramble. Got a problem with that?

As for what I enjoy, any game made by Valve, The Elder Scrolls (spesificaly oblivion and skyrim), Fable, LOTR (not as much as you lot though), the Inheritance Cycle (deal with it), Doctor Who, Warcraft to an extant, Warehouse 13 though I've missed a lot of it, Minecraft, and while it's not nessicraly what you're asking for, the SCP-foundation. I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can think of at the moment. If you were asking for fandoms I am a part of, however, basicaly just the brony fandom, with dabblings in the Portal and Doctor Who fandoms.

(Hmmm... If I had a growth ray, I could have a life-sized model of the Taj Mahal in my library!)
Now now Jumper, I'm not sure weather you can even HAVE your library.
(WHAT!? Oh come on, I travel to worlds represented by fiction, I need the work of fiction to travel there, therefore with a pocket dimension, I have a library that contains every written work, published or not, so I can travel and learn! It's like the Doctor's TARDIS, but cooler for me!)
...Yeah, either you're not getting it, or you are going to have to take Apocrypha from Hermaeus Mora by force, which would confirm your status as a Gary Stu.
(...We'll work on it.)
Indeed.

Thanks for the gifts, I know there are plenty of things one can use... Gaff tape? It it like duct tape? Still, perhaps I can MacGyver something with this stuff. Or make orange juice. Whatever.
As for the help with the character, I would very much appreciate it. While I don't have a huge amount of time at the moment, I would be happy to provide more information about who he is, and how I wanted to use him later.