Subject: So they're in contact with the Star Wars continuum? (nm)
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Posted on: 2013-07-02 23:15:00 UTC
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Blech by
on 2013-07-02 01:20:00 UTC
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9445834/1/The-Siren
Really not much I can say to this....except that: The word flawless is used to describe an OC, numerals were used instead of words, Pippin 'pipped', everyone in the Fellowship immediately starts acting as if they've known the Sue all their lives, Grelvish names make an appearance....and general horribleness enSues. -
*Starts rolling on the floor laughing* by
on 2013-07-11 03:25:00 UTC
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This has to be a troll. I have never seen anything so utterly ridiculous since reading the "Sisterhood" mission.
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HAHAHAHA by
on 2013-07-05 01:25:00 UTC
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Sorry, um.....bit of crackfic I found. Well written, good grammar......and completely and absolutely hilarious!
http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-24873/Manchester+It+s+All+In+The+Numbers
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I HAAAAAVE AN UPDATE! by
on 2013-07-02 22:57:00 UTC
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[/faux heroic voice]
So, after pointing out to the author the many egregious errors in her writing, I advised her to do the chapter again.
It was then that I discovered:
1. She's a very reasonable person, and
2. This fic was probably supposed to be AU + OC.
I told her maybe she should go that route. We'll see how she replies, hmm? -
A reasonable badfic writer? by
on 2013-07-04 06:56:00 UTC
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THAT'S something you don't see everyday.
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I met one too, actually. by
on 2013-07-04 07:13:00 UTC
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The story was awfully written, but it had some interesting concepts. When the author decided on their own to re-write it, I gave some concrit.
They listened carefully to everything I said. That gave me some more hope in the dark, cruel, horrific world of fanfiction.
As far as I know the author hasn't posted yet the rewritten fanfiction, and I hope to see it as some of the concepts of the original fic were interesting. -
'Beautiful, flawless women'? There are multiple copies? (nm) by
on 2013-07-02 21:35:00 UTC
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Didn't you know? by
on 2013-07-02 23:07:00 UTC
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Middle-Earth has clone technology! :D
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So they're in contact with the Star Wars continuum? (nm) by
on 2013-07-02 23:15:00 UTC
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Darth Nothelion. by
on 2013-07-03 00:56:00 UTC
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Which, by the way, sounds a bit too close to Youtube commentator Northernlion for my likes.
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Imagine they're related...or that one is a mini of the other (nm by
on 2013-07-03 03:27:00 UTC
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A mini bald, Canadian game reviewer? by
on 2013-07-03 05:30:00 UTC
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Eh, I guess there've been worse.
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Such as a minidarth. by
on 2013-07-03 15:29:00 UTC
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Not well versed here, is a mini!Suvian as well?
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Nope. :D (nm) by
on 2013-07-04 02:26:00 UTC
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Pet peeve detected. by
on 2013-07-02 13:51:00 UTC
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Please don't refer to such creatures as OCs - I believe they're not very O and lack a bit in the C department as well, given their nature.
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Er, that's sort of the accepted abbreviation. (nm) by
on 2013-07-02 16:32:00 UTC
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Post-script. by
on 2013-07-02 13:52:00 UTC
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Oh, and it appears I'm in a nitpicky mood today. Even though my knowledge of matters Tolkienian is limited I'll have a look. I'm certain there's plenty to rip apart.
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Just to double-check... by
on 2013-07-02 03:45:00 UTC
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So, is this how we notify the board of newly discovered badfic? Just post a thread? 'Cause I found a pair of farily horrible Star Wars smutfics at fanfiction.net (where else?) the other day, and, well, yeah.
(in case there actually was something about posting badfic in the constitution or wiki or something, I must have missed it. :/ Derp.) -
The Constitution says this: by
on 2013-07-02 07:28:00 UTC
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- Also feel free to share links to badfics you find, if you think they’re worth telling us about. Sometimes we need a good laugh, sometimes we want to offer constructive criticism, sometimes we need something to kill for a mission. Not all badfic needs to be mentioned by itself, though — you can just post it directly to the List of Unclaimed Badfic, or add it to an already existing badfic thread on the Board. (And if you’re replying to a badfic plug, or reviewing it, remember Rule 3!)
So, generally, the rule is 'stick it on the previous thread if it's still on the Front Page'.
hS
- Also feel free to share links to badfics you find, if you think they’re worth telling us about. Sometimes we need a good laugh, sometimes we want to offer constructive criticism, sometimes we need something to kill for a mission. Not all badfic needs to be mentioned by itself, though — you can just post it directly to the List of Unclaimed Badfic, or add it to an already existing badfic thread on the Board. (And if you’re replying to a badfic plug, or reviewing it, remember Rule 3!)
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Oi, look. Badfic by
on 2013-07-04 07:09:00 UTC
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http://m.fanfiction.net/s/4948870/1/The-vampire-Jedi
An EXTREMELY bad Star Wars/Twilight crossover in which Bella is Anakin's sister for NO apparent reason (WAT), and Luke turns into a vamp, also for no apparent reason (again, WAT). The author not only has absolutely terrible grammar, but also seems to know almost NOTHING about how Star Wars works.
Could be considered NSFB, I guess. -
I'm probably gonna regret this... by
on 2013-07-05 18:09:00 UTC
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*peers hesitantly into badfic*
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In that case- by
on 2013-07-02 19:41:00 UTC
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7317469/1/A-Beacon-Lost
The basics as of reading the first chapter: Oh hey, Obi-Wan now owns a harem on Tatooine for whatever reason. Also, Aayla Secura. ...yeah, this is gonna be a chore to finish reading.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9022995/1/Star-Wars-The-Restricted-Files
...holy mother of god I don't even. Okay, THIS one sticks in my mind for how bad it is. I actually bothered to read through the majority of it out of a sort of bile facination, and you better believe I suffered for it. From what I've seen, the author's written fics of similar quality and content for a few other fandoms besides just the stuff on that particular ff.net account, including A:TLA and Harry Potter, but Star Wars was the first fandom I ever really got into and the other fic I'm listing is a Clone Wars fic, so I'm going with that one.
The first thing you notice is the horrible writing and grammar, but that's only the least of this fic's issues; we've got incest in pretty much every possible heterosexual pairing involving members of the pre-NJO Skywalker and Solo families, R2-D2 has a secret porn stash involving the main characters of the CGI Clone Wars cartoon, everybody is an sex-starved exhibitionist, screwing unconscious people is treated as perfectly fine, fourteen-year-olds can legally have consensual sex, everyone who's supposed to be in a relationship is cheating with pretty much the entire rest of the cast... To quote the Transformers Wiki- good god, I need a stiff drink. -
OH MY KRIFFING- by
on 2013-07-04 06:53:00 UTC
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WHERE'S THE BLEEPRODUCTS?!?!? *frantically rummages through bag*
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Daaamn, Obi-Wan's moving up in the world! by
on 2013-07-02 23:02:00 UTC
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See? Being a Jedi has its perks! (Incorrect as they are)
The second one, though? *Shudders* -
Ooh, forgot- both of those are NSFW. by
on 2013-07-02 19:44:00 UTC
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The second in particular is NSFH.
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Re: Ooh, forgot- both of those are NSFW. by
on 2013-07-02 23:07:00 UTC
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I know NSFW and NSFB, but I haven't run across NSFH -- translation?
(Hopefully I typed those correctly, I just got home from the eye doctor, and this was a dilation year. I can sort of see the screen ....) -
Not Safe For Humanity. by
on 2013-07-03 00:40:00 UTC
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If I remember correctly, I first saw the term as a title for a VGCats strip.
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I know which one. by
on 2013-07-05 02:28:00 UTC
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http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=221
Happens to be Star Fox, so of course I know. -
What's that mean? (nm) by
on 2013-07-04 06:57:00 UTC
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This is pretty much the system. by
on 2013-07-02 05:11:00 UTC
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Somebody goes "Ew, blech, badfic! Here's a link so you can suffer, too!" and then some people mock it horrendously, somebody requests to mission it, and then somebody goes "Well, this looks like a good topic to- YOINK!" And it typically grows into "How many badfics can we poke with sticks in one night?"
And then I come along and shamelessly ninja the ones that look fun for future MSTs on my DA account, which eventually get re-uploaded to my blog (s) later.
So, really, there is no system that I know of. It kind of just happens.
Unless somebody says otherwise, that is. -
A'ight, I'll keep my eye on this. by
on 2013-07-02 03:09:00 UTC
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I won't MST it right away, though. I've already got five or such going right now.
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*scuttles away as quick as possible* (nm) by
on 2013-07-02 02:01:00 UTC
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