I've got the answer!

Subject: I've got the answer!
Author: Granz the Ice Cream Monarch
Posted on: 2017-06-16 04:41:00 UTC

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Only characters with named swords are allowed to come!

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This is too fun. I'm throwing a party, and Link is invited. by Alleb on 2017-06-14 22:57:00 UTC Reply

I now continue my personal tradition of jumping on bandwagons. Same rules as Ixi's (those being the same rules of all previous games). The answer will, again, be posted this time tomorrow.

-Alleb

Answer time! by Alleb on 2017-06-18 04:34:00 UTC Reply

Sorry EvilAI, Mattman, Tomash--I got caught up in IRL stuff today, and I'm leaving early tomorrow, so I can't delay the reveal at all.

And so, without further ado...

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Granz was right! Only characters with named swords are allowed to come. Conga-rats, Granz! You win, er, a sense of fulfillment and personal pride!

-Alleb
Can Harry Dresden come? (nm) by Miah on 2017-06-16 15:30:00 UTC Reply

It appears Harry Dresden can come! by Alleb on 2017-06-17 04:24:00 UTC Reply

Wasn't expecting that, actually.

-Alleb

Re: It appears Harry Dresden can come! by Miah on 2017-06-19 09:02:00 UTC Reply

That was entirely accidental. I was still thinking it had to do with people in certain kinds of magic existing worlds, but he does eventually have a named sword.

Can any of the following come? by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2017-06-16 13:46:00 UTC Reply

Gilgamesh (Fate Series)

Jayne (Firefly)

Agent Phil Coulson (Agents of Shield)

Varric (Dragon Age)

Rukia Kuchki (Bleach)

Alrighty... by Alleb on 2017-06-17 04:20:00 UTC Reply

Gilgamesh is invited.

Jayne is not.

Agent Phil is not.

Varric is a bit fuzzy, but no, he cannot.

Rukia is invited.

-Alleb

A couple more... by [EvilAI]UBEROverlord on 2017-06-17 05:48:00 UTC Reply

Arya Stark (Game of Thrones)

Beowulf

Eragon (Inheritance Cycle)

Sir Roderick Von Fauntlebottom (Jade Empire)

Sten (Dragon Age)

Wynonna Earp (Wynonna Earp)

I think I am close to having this figured out.
What of the Saber known as Arturia Pendragon [Fate]? (nm) by Mattman on 2017-06-17 04:58:00 UTC Reply

Can Drizz't come or are Canon Stus not invited? (nm) by eatpraylove on 2017-06-16 01:03:00 UTC Reply

He is invited. (nm) by Alleb on 2017-06-16 04:17:00 UTC Reply

Alright, so... by Alleb on 2017-06-16 00:59:00 UTC Reply

I said I'd post answers at about this time, but no one has guessed correctly yet. Very close, but not quite right. Should we continue, or shall I post the answer?

-Alleb

I have no idea what's going on by Tomash on 2017-06-16 02:34:00 UTC Reply

which means this is going great! Let's keep playing!
I have an idea, so I'd like to continue. (nm) by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2017-06-16 01:49:00 UTC Reply

How about Harry Kim and Tom Paris? (nm) by Miah on 2017-06-16 00:41:00 UTC Reply

Afraid not. by Alleb on 2017-06-16 00:58:00 UTC Reply

Thorin can come, though.

-Alleb

Can Hercules and Aeolus from that TV show in the 90's come? (nm) by Miah on 2017-06-16 00:40:00 UTC Reply

Wiki-ing on this one was tough. by Alleb on 2017-06-16 00:58:00 UTC Reply

I'm going to say no, they cannot come. Turin can, however.

-Alleb

How about that glorious black scottish cyclops, the Demoman? by Larfen J. Stocke, esq. on 2017-06-15 06:20:00 UTC Reply

The TF2 one, in case you were wondering.
Black Scottish cyclops being such a frequent character archetype, of course.

If not normally, perhaps with his blade The Eyelander? (nm) by Mattman on 2017-06-15 15:38:00 UTC Reply

He is invited! by Alleb on 2017-06-15 16:51:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the party, Demoman!

-Alleb

Hmm... What about my girl, Tracer? (nm) by Matt Cipher on 2017-06-15 04:34:00 UTC Reply

She is not, unfortunately. by Alleb on 2017-06-15 21:03:00 UTC Reply

Movie!Arwen can come, though.

-Alleb

Is Shovel Knight invited? (nm) by Mattman on 2017-06-15 02:33:00 UTC Reply

I don't believe Shovel Knight is invited, no. (nm) by Alleb on 2017-06-15 04:24:00 UTC Reply

Is Gregory House (House M.D.) invited? (nm) by KittyEden on 2017-06-15 01:26:00 UTC Reply

He is not. (nm) by Alleb on 2017-06-15 01:54:00 UTC Reply

Okay, what about Dave Strider? (nm) by KittyEden on 2017-06-15 05:53:00 UTC Reply

I thiiink he is? by Alleb on 2017-06-15 16:50:00 UTC Reply

The wiki was... more than a little confusing. He is tentatively invited.

-Alleb

Yeah, it tends to be. ^-^ (nm) by KittyEden on 2017-06-15 23:59:00 UTC Reply

When in doubt, barrage! by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2017-06-15 00:21:00 UTC Reply

With that in mind, are the following invited:

Justin (El Goonish Shive)
Marth (Fire Emblem)
Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
Kreyul Arroyal (Nightmare Factory)

Merciful heavens. by Alleb on 2017-06-15 00:31:00 UTC Reply

I'm only familiar with one of these characters, but my best Google-fu has resulted in these answers:

Justin is not invited.
Marth is invited.
Ichigo is tentatively invited, under the same rules as The Hyper Light Drifter.
Kreyul is not invited.

-Alleb

If Marth is invited, how about Robin? (nm) by Iximaz on 2017-06-15 00:54:00 UTC Reply

I believe Robin is invited as well. (nm) by Alleb on 2017-06-15 01:03:00 UTC Reply

Oooh, starting to get an idea... by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2017-06-15 03:20:00 UTC Reply

Is Weiss Schnee invited? How about Ares from Percy Jackson and the Olympians? (Or any version of Ares, really.)

Weiss is invited. by Alleb on 2017-06-15 04:30:00 UTC Reply

Ares is sliiightly borderline, but no, he is not invited. After some wiki-ing, I've determined that Jaune can come as well, though.

-Alleb

Very well, then. Here's my idea for the theme. by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2017-06-15 07:31:00 UTC Reply

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You're inviting swords(wo)men, aren't you? So, I'd guess that Tracer couldn't come, but Genji could?

Genji is not invited. by Alleb on 2017-06-15 16:53:00 UTC Reply

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You're close! Genji is not invited, but Gandalf is.

-Alleb

Well, dang. by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2017-06-15 17:06:00 UTC Reply

Is Sayaka Miki (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) invited?

She is not. by Alleb on 2017-06-15 17:11:00 UTC Reply

Thorin can come, though.

-Alleb

Hm... by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2017-06-15 19:33:00 UTC Reply

Okay, how about Arturia (Fate/Stay Night; Fate/Zero)? Can she come?

She can! (nm) by Alleb on 2017-06-15 21:08:00 UTC Reply

Alright, so... by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2017-06-16 02:52:00 UTC Reply

Could Fate Testarossa (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha) come?

She could! (nm) by Alleb on 2017-06-16 04:16:00 UTC Reply

I've got the answer! by Granz the Ice Cream Monarch on 2017-06-16 04:41:00 UTC Reply

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Only characters with named swords are allowed to come!

Is the Hyper Light Drifter invited? (nm) by 1visible on 2017-06-15 00:07:00 UTC Reply

Yes, I believe so. by Alleb on 2017-06-15 00:10:00 UTC Reply

(I haven't played that, though, so if this seems like literally the only wonky answer in the entire game, discount it.)

-Alleb

Is Kaladin (from The Way of Kings) invited? (nm) by Tomash on 2017-06-15 00:00:00 UTC Reply

He is not. by Alleb on 2017-06-15 00:02:00 UTC Reply

Adolin is, though.

-Alleb

Is Harry Potter invited? by Tomash on 2017-06-15 01:00:00 UTC Reply

(since no one's asked yet)

- Tomash

Harry is... borderline. by Alleb on 2017-06-15 01:01:00 UTC Reply

I'm going to say no, though. He is not invited.

-Alleb

How about Darth Vader? (nm) by Tomash on 2017-06-15 02:11:00 UTC Reply

Darth Vader is not invited. (nm) by Alleb on 2017-06-15 04:22:00 UTC Reply

How about Frodo Baggins? by Tomash on 2017-06-15 05:44:00 UTC Reply

(and re: Vader, since he's not invited, who is?)

Frodo is invited! by Alleb on 2017-06-15 16:49:00 UTC Reply

Och, sorry; I couldn't think of anyone from the Star Wars series who's invited. Dalinar can come, though.

-Alleb

Can Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride) come? (nm) by Tomash on 2017-06-15 16:58:00 UTC Reply

He isn't, unfortunately. by Alleb on 2017-06-15 17:01:00 UTC Reply

He's a cool dude. But Aragorn can come!

-Alleb

Is G'Kar (Babylon 5) invited? by Tomash on 2017-06-15 19:30:00 UTC Reply

(back to shooting blindly)

Unfortunately, no. by Alleb on 2017-06-15 21:08:00 UTC Reply

Bilbo can come, though--for the same reason Frodo can.

-Alleb

What about Elrond? (nm) by Tomash on 2017-06-15 22:01:00 UTC Reply

Movie!Elrond is invited. Book!Elrond is not. (nm) by Alleb on 2017-06-15 23:01:00 UTC Reply

Can the Pevensies come? by Tomash on 2017-06-16 05:13:00 UTC Reply

(hypothesis time)

Peter can come. by Alleb on 2017-06-17 04:16:00 UTC Reply

The rest, however, must stay in England.

-Alleb

Can Hamlet come? by Tomash on 2017-06-17 05:06:00 UTC Reply

And how about Simba (aka lion!Hamlet)?

Is Cloud (Final Fantasy VII) invited? (nm) by Mattman The Comet on 2017-06-14 23:50:00 UTC Reply

He is! (nm) by Alleb on 2017-06-14 23:50:00 UTC Reply

Is Chell (Portal) invited? (nm) by Iximaz on 2017-06-14 23:46:00 UTC Reply

She is not. by Alleb on 2017-06-14 23:49:00 UTC Reply

No one from Portal is, actually.

-Alleb