Annnnnnnnnd I've found stuff

Subject: Annnnnnnnnd I've found stuff
Author: twistedwindowpane
Posted on: 2017-05-31 00:10:00 UTC

Let me know how well I chose these fics. These are all from the Circle of Lemmings.

https://www.quotev.com/story/8652917/Alone Naruto OC. The backstory's a bit angsty, and there's a little bit of uncanonical circumstances in this character's life. The description admits that this character is (or could be perceived as, can't tell) a Mary Sue, but incorporates a "don't like it don't read it" mentality.

https://www.quotev.com/story/5314909/From-Hell-To-Heaven-BeeOC I don't know too much about Transformers, but some of it seems a bit suspicious, and there's some weird grammar involved.

https://www.quotev.com/story/9594281/The-fastest-girl-alive DC OC. Even from reading the first few words, I'm kinda cringing. I'm not sure whether werewolves, vampires or demons exist in DC, but I'm pretty sure that there aren't any werewolf-vampire-demons.

https://www.quotev.com/story/9564724/The-Tales-of-Evie-Cade From what I can tell, this is a character who replaces Percy Jackson. Yep, y'all can groan, we know who else replaces her canon's protagonist. I especially looked for these kind of fics to post here.

https://www.quotev.com/story/6201083/Fairy-Tail-Little-Sister Fairy Tail OC. Just from the description, I can tell it's Sueish. Another "don't like don't read" - those are fun to spork.

https://www.quotev.com/story/9553430/Prophecies-Percy-Jackson-and-Harry-Potter-crossover So, Kronos and Voldemort team up to catch this girl why? If PJO and HP existed in the same universe, a half-blood witch wouldn't be as rare as this fic implies.

https://www.quotev.com/story/8243472/Hate-You-To-The-Moon-And-Back-Marauders-Era Even just reading the disclaimer, I'm cringing. James Potter having a sister wouldn't be so bad if she didn't have a severe case of time travel brain. It's called researching 70s music.

This is probably enough for one post. How'd I do?

-Twistey

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Who wants a badfic thread? :D (also paging Neshomeh) by SkarmorySilver on 2017-05-28 21:52:00 UTC Reply

I've been trying to find fics to spork for the past few weeks, if not months - and I just stumbled upon this Star Wars/MLP crossover from 2012:

"The Lost Blade": https://www.fimfiction.net/story/63889/the-lost-blade (content warning for gore)
Rage...Fear...Selfishness...Greed...Conquest...Power...
These describe the the loyalists to the dark side on a rather blunt scale. People have learned to bend and follow the dark path of the Sith, and many come out as twisted and mind shattered corpses of the force. Only the strongest, only the most corrupted, only the most zealous become one with the Dark Side. And so many die after this.
While on a hunt for slaves of the light, the hated Jedi, a lone Sith apprentice finds himself on a disgusting world, with even more pitiful inhabitants...

@Neshomeh, since I've been looking for a potential fic for us to mission together, are you familiar enough with Star Wars for us to tackle this thing? If so, I am so tempted to have the mission be titled "May The Horse Be With You". XD

@everyone else, feel free to reply to this post with more badfics you've found recently! Gotta give the Board at large some fresh sporking material, after all. ;)

Re: Who wants a badfic thread? :D (also paging Neshomeh) by spectralballoons on 2017-06-06 10:20:00 UTC Reply

"Another World, Another Chance" byLady of the North Star.
An entire planet system on the 41st millenium has been pulled to another place thanks to the efforts of an Emperor and a rather pissed off Eldar goddess. With stragglers and unwanted guests behind those who are chosen by the deity of the humans, those who had been given a second chance must live on a world different from their own. Warhammer40K X Mass Effect X Starcraft 2

Content Warning: This fic starts off with a very graphic rape scene in which a very out-of-character Nurgle rapes the Eldar Goddess Isha.

Aside from that, this fic is unashamed eldarwank and severely warps their character to be far less arrogant and eldar-supremacist than in canon wh40k.

It also features a severely out-of-character Emperor. (nm) by spectralballoons on 2017-06-06 10:53:00 UTC Reply
Re: Who wants a badfic thread? :D (also paging Neshomeh) by spectralballoons on 2017-06-06 10:51:00 UTC Reply

Tge fanfiction can be found at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12258435/1/Another-World-One-Last-Chance on fanfiction.net.

*The. (nm) by Anonymous on 2017-06-06 10:51:00 UTC Reply

That fic brings back memories. by twistedwindowpane on 2017-05-30 17:12:00 UTC Reply

I used to hate MLP and was a bit of a Sithoholic, so a pegasister friend of mine and I role-played fights between some nameless apprentice and like Celestia. I'm texting her the link to that fic as we speak.

Anyway, it's interesting to notice that the fic (or at least the description) is written from the perspective of a Sith. That would be cool were it not for the ponies. Not that SW/MLP crossovers are bad (I've seen some pretty awesome fan art of ponies with robes and lightsabers), it's just that a Sith in the world of the ponies could only mean death.

Huh - I've never really looked for badfic legitimately, it's usually just been reporting stuff that other people I know have written. I'll go search for some now.

-Twistey

Annnnnnnnnd I've found stuff by twistedwindowpane on 2017-05-31 00:10:00 UTC Reply

Let me know how well I chose these fics. These are all from the Circle of Lemmings.

https://www.quotev.com/story/8652917/Alone Naruto OC. The backstory's a bit angsty, and there's a little bit of uncanonical circumstances in this character's life. The description admits that this character is (or could be perceived as, can't tell) a Mary Sue, but incorporates a "don't like it don't read it" mentality.

https://www.quotev.com/story/5314909/From-Hell-To-Heaven-BeeOC I don't know too much about Transformers, but some of it seems a bit suspicious, and there's some weird grammar involved.

https://www.quotev.com/story/9594281/The-fastest-girl-alive DC OC. Even from reading the first few words, I'm kinda cringing. I'm not sure whether werewolves, vampires or demons exist in DC, but I'm pretty sure that there aren't any werewolf-vampire-demons.

https://www.quotev.com/story/9564724/The-Tales-of-Evie-Cade From what I can tell, this is a character who replaces Percy Jackson. Yep, y'all can groan, we know who else replaces her canon's protagonist. I especially looked for these kind of fics to post here.

https://www.quotev.com/story/6201083/Fairy-Tail-Little-Sister Fairy Tail OC. Just from the description, I can tell it's Sueish. Another "don't like don't read" - those are fun to spork.

https://www.quotev.com/story/9553430/Prophecies-Percy-Jackson-and-Harry-Potter-crossover So, Kronos and Voldemort team up to catch this girl why? If PJO and HP existed in the same universe, a half-blood witch wouldn't be as rare as this fic implies.

https://www.quotev.com/story/8243472/Hate-You-To-The-Moon-And-Back-Marauders-Era Even just reading the disclaimer, I'm cringing. James Potter having a sister wouldn't be so bad if she didn't have a severe case of time travel brain. It's called researching 70s music.

This is probably enough for one post. How'd I do?

-Twistey

You rang? by Neshomeh on 2017-05-29 18:22:00 UTC Reply

Well, I don't really know anything about the SW Extended Universe. On the other hand, I know people who do, and from the first chapter alone, there might be enough entertaining writing errors to make this worthwhile on that basis alone. (The ship gets stuck in a planet's atmosphere? What? {X D ) Plus, of course, the prospect of making Nume be a pony. *g*

I'll have to read some more of the fic to be sure, but you can put me down as a strong "maybe." {= D

~Neshomeh

Alright! :D by SkarmorySilver on 2017-05-30 02:35:00 UTC Reply

I did skim through the fic itself, and I can say that it DOES provide a good dose or two of cringe later on - there's a flashback scene involving torture, which is probably why the gore warning was there - plotholes aren't resolved, and the author stated that they were going to accept OCs for inclusion at one point (though IDK if they got around to it, seeing as they stopped updating it later). So yeah, I think there should be some good sporking material to work with. :)

I understand that you're super-busy - I am, too - but I hope we can indeed work something out in the future once things clear up for us both. And yes, I wholeheartedly approve of Pony!Nume being a thing. XD

A redheaded Kryptonian cracks her neck and knuckles. by Edhelistar on 2017-06-03 04:30:00 UTC Reply

"Did someone ask for a Star Wars and My Little Pony expert?" She makes a devilish smile, while her eyes burn red with solar energy. "Let's burn some Suvian Sith Lords."

RE: Badfic thread by eatpraylove on 2017-05-28 23:45:00 UTC Reply

Well, I don't exactly go looking for badfic, but let's see what my hitlist has to offer. (That reminds me, we're overdue for another Unclaimed/Claimed page cleanup...)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10523004/1/I-love-you Confusing Black Butler fic that I'm assuming is Sebaciel based on the author's other works.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11024250/chapters/24568437 Not actually on my hitlist. Takes place in a certain indie game beloved on Tumblr...and has characters from two different AUs of it where everyone's evil. This can't end well.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8089973/1/Harry-Potter-The-Twilight-Wolf Another refugee from the old days. The original note said it best: "He becomes a completely uncanonical werewolf species who doesn't need wolfsbane potion to control himself; Ollivander can see people's auras; Harry is given a second wand with two cores: intertwined unicorn bone and dementor bone."

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9818642 I keep seeing this one thanks to my interest in fic with Alphys and Sans being buds. The tags are a giant ball of NOPE.
BADFIC THREAD! by Bramandin on 2017-05-28 22:28:00 UTC Reply

Thank you for posting this. I felt that we needed a badfic thread, but I didn't want to start it.

I submit https://www.fanfiction.net/u/247389/VladimirsAngel

I love most of her Legacy of Kain stories, and consider "Urban Nosgothic" to be just about the best LOK fanfiction I've read, in competition with "Pygmalion Syndrome."

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1908163/1/Intruder-on-the-Set
I think this is good-fic, and set on the movie set of Lord of the Rings.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1155355/1/Necklace I haven't read it, but it seems that Lupa is a wolf-based fursona that can change into a wolf. Gift horse may be set in the same story.

Author requested sporking. by Bramandin on 2017-05-29 00:09:00 UTC Reply

I have a story in mind, where some PPC agents without knowledge of the LOK series somehow wind up unprepared in Hillary's world.

I'm speaking of the second SIAT story, Self-Indulgent Authoress Tripe. There might be a third SIAT installment before the epic battle. I have some stuff from 2014 that I didn't publish yet.

I want the PPC agents to win, but as mortals against a god-mode author insert who barely knows about the concept of "Sue Hunters."

*Blood pressure increase alarm* AAAARRRGH!!!!!! by Edhelistar on 2017-05-28 22:10:00 UTC Reply

WHERE IS MY BLASTER RIFLE!? I WANNA KILL WHATEVER NERF HERDER WROTE THAT!!!!!!!

.........SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTT.

I'm really incredibly peeved, right now.... I really should stop looking at this stuff...