Subject: Twenty-six years ago...
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Posted on: 2017-05-12 05:20:00 UTC
...two USAF captains met on an airplane and fell in love. A year later, they were married.
And twenty years ago, they decided to have me.
And... I still have no idea what I'm gonna do with my life even though I just realized it's like a quarter over already.
Eh, whatever. I'm gonna have a party and eat birthday cake. Life is good.
*showers the Board with cakefetti* Happy birthday, me!