Subject: Avengers AU continued!
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Posted on: 2017-04-26 05:21:00 UTC

Funnily enough, my friend and I were just talking about what Arrow would be like as a lighter show. Though now that I've written that out, I'm no longer sure what the connection (beyond 'DC') is to the AU...

Anyway. Let's see about more.

...oh, man, I can't believe I missed doing something with the 'reviews are candy' line. Sequel's sounding better and better.

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"So he's, like, see-through now?" Darcy Lewis asked. She was eating small pen-shaped candies from a little bag with a colorful label that read 'Reviews'.

"That's right." Jane Foster continued sorting through the papers on her desk without looking up.

"But he's also walking around?"

"Uh-huh."

"...Creepy," Darcy decided. "Mega-creepy. I'm glad you're building his thing; the sooner there's no more ghost-Loki wandering around, the better."

"Thor will be happier," Jane mumbled. Seconds later, she pulled out a post-it note with a triumphant "Aha!"

"Found the thing?" Darcy popped several more Review candies into her mouth and began to chew.

"Found the thing," Jane agreed. "Let's go!"

*

"You're sure this'll work?" Tony asked sceptically two days later. He eyed the completed device, which looked a little too much like an egg with too many wires looped through it. "It's...small."

"The thing Loki touched was also small," Natasha Romanoff pointed out. "I'm sure it packs quite the punch."

"It does," Loki said. His body nodded, its eyes glassy. "Come on, then," he said to it, stepping forward. "We must both touch it at once."

"Aye," said his body, and copied his movements. "We shall soon be reuni..."

The words trailed off as, for perhaps the tenth time in five days, Loki's body's eyes rolled up and it slumped to the floor.

The ghostly Loki, as well as several of the others, groaned aloud.

"That was not good timing," came the inevitable complaint. Steve was the speaker, and he sounded worried. "It's coincidental, right?"

The Avengers and Company exchanged glances.

"Do you have to be conscious for this to work?" Tony asked the ghostly Loki.

"If I do not wish to risk memory loss, then yes," was the tense reply. Loki knelt beside his body's head. "Wake up," he commanded. "Thor--shake him."

The blond Asgardian shook his head. "That has not worked the past nine times," he said. "I fear your return must be delayed, Loki."

Ghostly Loki got up, teeth bared in a snarl. "This cannot be coincidence."

Natasha's eyes narrowed. "You think someone else is controlling your body?"

"I do not know." Loki's voice was grim. "But I intend to find out."

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