Subject: My answers bear the usual YMMV disclaimer:
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Posted on: 2017-04-26 10:08:00 UTC
1/ Who cares? The whole point of the Discworld is that it isn't a fantasy about talking hats or magic swords or worlds that fly through space on the back of a turtle. It's about people, and who they are, and what they think. Not whether or not they can hold a two-way conversation with their own headgear (one-way conversations, of course, being much easier).
2/ This is answered at the end of The Wee Free Men, at least allegorically. Granny talks about Granny Aching making the sky her hat and the wind her coat; for me, this was an allegory for how pointy hats might be nice and distinctive, but what matters is the witch underneath. Granny Weatherwax was one of the best. Tiff Aching will be too. Neither of them needed Granny's hat to be so.
3/ Neil Gaiman was presented with it at Pterry's funeral, so if anyone has, it's him. Or his slightly irritating wife. Or possibly a pet, which is the kind of thing I think the dear departed would get behind.