lease have a pot of black-hole coffee and a belated welcome.

It's nice to see a lurker make themselves known. Here's a "Professional Beach Hunk" T-shirt and a chili dog! Enjoy your stay!

Hope you have a good time here! For your newbie gift, I gift unto thee a single orange. I was saving a bag of them as a newbie gift but I ended up eating the rest, sorry.
And another Mega Man fan yessssss. Do you have a favorite generation (I think I can call them that haha), like X or Battle Network?

Always nice to get new members. Here, have a copy of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - surreal and artistic in spades.

Please don't mind the huge gory mess down below, by the way. It's a thankfully rare occurrence around here and we're normally a lot more cordial and friendly bunch than... well... we as a community were a few days ago. -_-' Thank goodness it's dying down, though, I believe.

Also, glad to see another Steven Universe fan! Have one of my own shed feathers and a plush toy of Lion!

Borg jokes aside, welcome to the PPC! I'm Jay, call me AC.

For your newbie gift, I give you a Portable Awesomeness Dispenser. Guaranteed to instantly make you temporarily more awesome with one squirt.

One last word: have fun!

Hello there. Have a pile of colourful pens.

Come on in, grab a seat by the fire, and leave your sanity at the door! Do be sure to leave it on the coat rack, though, it gets terribly dusty on the floor in here.

So, since I seem to be the first one to welcome you, much I ask if you have any particular fandoms? Useful talking point, that. Helps us get to know you. I should also point you to the links to the Constitution and the Original Series, conveniently located at the top of the page, if you haven't already read them.

I also present to you my traditional Newbie gift, a Replica Holocron, perfect for storing all manner of arcane knowledge. You can also have a Steampunk walking stick, complete with fancy brass compass and such. Just in case you're not a Star Wars fan.

Well, that's everything I can think of, welcome to the PPC!