Oh, Jet. You so sill-

Waitaminutedenimheadband?

OH GOOD GOD, IT'S HER! I read that mission, Sergio was I've seriously unlucky man.

Outside of that bit of nostalgia, I found this to be quite humorous to read. And despite its age, or what I with my limited knowledge can assume to be age, it's really well written.

Now, I might not have read it correctly initially, but you say that you haven't written in a while?