Ehuh, sorry. Please accept this blac-hole chocolate and my welcome.

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Welcome, welcome, welcome!

Since I am unfortunately not from the Forgotten Realms fandom, I gift you with my full set of Dragonlance novels (main storyline only) with limited edition urple and wilver illustrations.

And since this is the PPC, I calmly remind you to forget about that irritating thing known as sanity.

P.S. Check out the Shipfest, and maybe even participate.

Eee, another Brandon Sanderson fan! Nice to meet you! I'm Alleb, but you can call me Alleb. In the spirit of the Cosmere, I give to you a bead of lerasium. Don't pay any attention to the urple color. Have fun being Mistborn!

-Alleb

Welcome aBoard! Have this piece of a capital ship. That crashed into a planet at interplanetary speeds. It's a shapeless blob of metal. ... Yeah.

Barkbark bark! Bark bark barkbark! Woof!
(Hello there, human! I am a dawg and I like humans very much and I like newbie-humans very muchest!)

Bark bark borf borf barkbark ruff!
(Welcome to the PPC! You excited lots of other dawgs when you said 'Cosmere' but I'm a dawg and I don't even know what that means! I perceive everything as a different type and size of bone!)

Borf borf bark woof, pantpantpant, bark bark!
(My gift upon you is: a dawgbowl! So you can feed us! Please feed us!)

Borfborfborfborfborfborf woof borfborf bark bark borfborfborfborfborfborf!
(Welcome!)

Glad to have you, fellow lurker! Come on in, grab a seat by the fire, and leave your sanity at the door!

Here, take this Replica Holocron and a Mallorn tree Feather token as newbie gifts. Pardon the dust on the Holocron, I've been out of the newbie welcoming game a while.

Forgotten Realms, hmm? Any Particular novels? The only ones I really read were Year of Rogue Dragons and The Brotherhood of the Griffon, but both were excellent series. I should really finish them one of theses days...

Anyway, good to have you aBoard. Hope you enjoy yourself.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is invite to our Discord channel (where the Constitution does still apply).

(Unfortunately, I buy all my D&D books as hardbound from Amazon, so I'm not much help here.)

Hope you stick around for a while!