Subject: Happy belated birthday!
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Posted on: 2017-03-03 18:47:00 UTC
And here is another cake, made with black-hole chocolate. And I'll let you know that the way it abosrbs all the light in the room is perfectly normal, thank you.
That is the proper verb tense, right? Birth->Borth?
Anyway, have some Totally Not Suspicious Cake!
-Phobos
And here is another cake, made with black-hole chocolate. And I'll let you know that the way it abosrbs all the light in the room is perfectly normal, thank you.
That's my favourite cake, besides 'Really Not Poisoned Cake' and 'Cake That is Actually a Cake and Not a Giant Knife'!
My gift upon you is: three pairs of sunglasses. To wear all at once. At the exact same time. Always.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
*politely takes a cookie instead*
*eats cake*
*explodes*
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
I mean, it's a perfectly normal, totally not suspicious cake. That has to mean it's evil, right?
~Neshomeh
It is a considerable effort of willpower. I trust you're all suitably proud of me for doing so. =]