Subject: Matt, stop trying to flirt with me.
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Posted on: 2017-03-04 18:55:00 UTC

I know it's Shipfest and all, but really, offering me sweet things, even under the pretense that you're offering it to everyone for a holiday? You're playing to the judge.

...now, this does not mean that I do not accept your sweet things. Because I do. I still have the biggest sweet tooth ever. The pączki are mine now. Nom.

In return, have the most completely Southern candy I could think of: Goo-Goo Clusters. Ahem:
"The Goo Goo Cluster is a southern treat made of caramel, marshmallow and peanuts, all covered with chocolate. They had their 100th birthday in 2012, and are available all over the state of Tennessee."
These are flipping delicious.

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