Subject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Posted on: 2017-02-20 02:40:00 UTC
Obviously, the only way to celebrate this happy event is to drink yourself under a table and hope it doesn't kill you. Yes. That is totally a thing you should do, and is not a stupid plan at all. But, in case you choose not to do this totally safe and sane thing, you can go ahead and take my best wishes for your next year of life, and some free internet ice cream.
Yes, today is my birthday. Twenty One today. I have to admit, it's a little strange. I'm now a full adult. No more major milestones, no more excuses. I can drink now. That's cool. I guess. I mean, I don't really like alcohol much, but I can.
So, this is what adulthood feels like. Rather the same as before. Still, I can't help but feel excited! Bring on the new year.
I'm late to this but Happy B-Day !
Yeah, adulthood is overated... But not this black-hole chocolate cake! With red berries as a bonus.
I know I'm a day late, but I hope it was a really good day for you!
And wow... I'm at least two years older than you are! O_o Life is full of surprises, I guess. XD
Happy birthday. Take it from someone who's been there, there's plenty more milestones to hit still. You just have to keep making new ones.
Have a copy of 2014's PPC missions as that's about the last time I logged in!
There's no going back. Wrinkles, aching backs, grey hair, a fondness for soap operas.
You are now, officially, as decreed by my incredibly ignorant sixteen-year-old eyes, old.
Congratulations! Happy old day, you old coot, you!
My gift is: four walking sticks! For all four limbs!
Huzzah!
Obviously, the only way to celebrate this happy event is to drink yourself under a table and hope it doesn't kill you. Yes. That is totally a thing you should do, and is not a stupid plan at all. But, in case you choose not to do this totally safe and sane thing, you can go ahead and take my best wishes for your next year of life, and some free internet ice cream.
I do not remember if you play Civilization or not, but in honor of you reaching legal drinking age, here is a French drinking song (which happens to be France's theme in Civilization VI): the tourdion Quand je bois du vin clairet ("When I drink Clairet wine").
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*