*Fights through the pile of dust on top of him.*

Oh. Right. New person. Hello! Greetings, welcome, salutations, and a whole host of other welcoming comments. Welcome to the PPC, hope you survive the experience.

Have..... um.... an old tea bag and a bag of dust. You never know when it may come in handy.

Congratulations on joining the PPC! Have a Mary-Sue Lego figure.

Welcome aBoard! Everything I wanted to say has been said, I think, so, have these voidkittens! Basically just holes in spacetime that acts like kittens. Be careful with them, I got them from someone else and they'd probably be mad at me if they got hurt. Though I don't know how this could exactly happen.

I see you already reached out to the community at the Discord. Good job with the social initiative!

So, I took a look at your DeviantArt, and I like what I've seen so far. It might not be much, but it's shows promise. Nothing that can't get better with practice.(And you had legitimate art classes I'm so jelly)
How often do you draw or practice? Do you have a routine or practice pointers? I hope you don't mind, I'm just curious.

Have a complimentary jar of kimchi, a portion of my infinite paper and an ultra fine point sharpie!

I hope you enjoy your stay!

I'm a newbie myself, but I'm not one to not welcome others!

Here's a milkshake and some Bleepolate. Trust me, you're gonna need it!

Please ave this bag of black-hole chocolate and my welcome.

Have a bag of spicy Poffins. If you can handle them, they'll make you *cool.* Probably.

As you've probably guessed by now, I'm also into the Pokémon games! I still haven't gotten around to finishing Sun, and I'm really kicking myself for it. Sigh. I was raised on Gen IV, and sometime around Gen VI, I tried getting into competitive battling. It didn't work out. Oh, well. I can always EV train my little buddies and then never use them. :'^)

It's great to have another JoJo fan around! I'm still recovering from a condition I call Vento Aureo Fatigue; the arc was just so boring to me that I never mustered the strength to read Stone Ocean. I'm not asking for any spoilers here, but is Part 6 any good? (yes, I know about MiH)

Hello,

I hope you have a wonderful time here.
Here's a poison/steel Pokemon pen.
Just be careful of ground types.
Enjoy!

My boi, SquidBoi!
Welcome, my boi, to the PPC, my boi SquidBoi! My boi!

My gift upon you, SquidBoi, my boi, is a kettle. My boil.

You can punch me if you want, for that. I feel like it would be justice.

Also, you draw things? Oooooh! Larfen like pretty drawings. Who're you on Deviantart (I assume you put your drawings there, considering the 'art' part of the website name.)?
Assuming you're fine with that and such. I mean, I assume you are, but, y'know. Better safe than sorry and such.

Anyhow, welcome, SquidBoy, my boi!

*high-fives* Welcome to the club! I have a Tumblr too; follow me at astraygenius. Mostly I reblog stuff that catches my eye or post pictures of my New Leaf town, though all my missions are on there if you dig through the tags.

What's nosleep for?

Anyway, your newbie gift is...an Inkay and a Rugby Shirt from Splatoon! The shirt comes with Damage Up as its main ability and two subs of Run Speed Up, while the Inkay is just there to look cute. Enjoy! :D

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Have two cents! You'll want to put them into a discussion at some point.

You've answered the usual question about fandoms, so I don't have to ask you it. I can give you a Discord invite so you can join us over there as well.

First, as a customary newbie gift, I grant you 128 coffee cherries.

Also, what is your favorite generation? I'm personally divided between fourth and fifth, but I can definitely see any of them.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Definitely do go ahead and finish reading TOS—it and the Constitution are pretty much the only must-reads around here.

We also have a Discord channel if you wanna drop by and say hi! Hope you like it here!