When it comes to Harry Potter characters, I always imagine one in particular that would know a thing or two about Mary Sues. That character, for me, was Severus Snape. I never really knew why.

I just thought that, as an Occlumens, he'd be able to put barriers up against Sue magic.

As such, I will (try to) write a fanfic about this idea. I call it...

Severus Snape: Sue Hunter!

(Ignore the exclamation point.)

The story is about Severus (as you'd expect) and the years Harry spent at Hogwarts. With one major exception.

There are not one, not two, not even three, but seven Mary Sues.

Join Severus on his hilarious quest to destroy all of them! Poor Harry...poor Draco...poor Hogwarts...poor canon!