Please have a pot of black-hole coffee, and my welcome.

Hi,

Hope you enjoy it here.
Take this invisibility pen.
When you click it, you become invisible... or maybe it becomes invisible.
Enjoy!

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I'd be willing to wager three orange gel pens (of subtly different shades you never will properly be able to distinguish) on this claim of insanity.

Given that bets aren't actually welcome gifts, have a floating jellyfish. It's friendly, I think.

Harry Potter has some really awesome fic around, some of the best, but it also has some of the worst (or the worst, depending on you ask) as well. But when you can find the good stories (which isn't that hard) they're incredible. I just love the whole series, and the fandom too.

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

We've got our own crazy corner of the internet around here, so feel free to step in!

Have a free key lime pie from my stash, and also have some crazy 20th Century music: https://youtu.be/H6qoqlvtN4E

For we have been bestowed upon with a KoopaGirl. But no normal KoopaGirl, no average KoopaGirl.
A Kool one.

Truly, Zeus has blest us upon this day!
I welcome thee, KoolKoopaGirl, with this gift: a minifridge.

So you can conserve your Koolness, even in really small spaces where a normal fridge wouldn't fit.

Welcome!

It feels like just five or six days ago that I was new to the community myself! Wait. Wait, hang on. It HAS been five or six days. Wow.

Well, whatever. That's not important, is it? What's important is you! Hi! Welcome! From what I've seen of the PPCers in aggregate so far, it looks like your strangeness will be in good and equally strange company.

Am I in any position to give newbies gifts, being a newbie myself? Whatever. I have to get rid of these darn things somehow. I bestow unto thee a pack of 75 paperclips. These don't come in any eye-searing Suvian colors. However, if you put your ear up to one, you can hear faint power metal emitting from it. It's definitely an experience. Try not to headbang too enthusiastically in public.

What other fandoms are you involved in, and how much do you write (fanfiction or original fiction) on average? I'm just curious. :)

I look forward to getting to know you better!

Hello, friend! Welcome to our organization! As someone dear said to me when I first joined, "Come in, sit down, rest your weary legs... no, not over there, that's where we keep the poisonous spiders."

And a lot of other stuff. Sitting down is dangerous, it seems.

But here! Something with which to defend yourself! Assuming you can use them properly, that is.

The gift in question: a full set of dice. The pattern is your own to choose; the shapes are all your favourites - d4, d6, 2d10 (for probabilities), d12, and the ever-important d20. Use them well.

Please have this bit of Bach and your standard-issue hamster.

Wow, first glomp ever... Huh... Okay, feels kinda nice.

Anyway, welcome! Make yourself comfortable and... have this box o' Cocoa Puffs!



Somebody lovely will probably provide you with a Discord link later!