Subject: It lurks, ready to ambush the pancreas! (nm)
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Posted on: 2017-02-12 13:32:00 UTC
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Behold the Brookie! by
on 2017-02-12 00:18:00 UTC
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http://bit.ly/2kxX2SD
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Today, I was going grocery shopping with my father, and we happened upon these hulking beasts, called "Brookies" on the box. They're cookie bars. They're brownies. They're BOTH! They're monolithic desserts, unknowable in scale!
I only managed to eat half of the smallest in the box. It's like they fill up inside your stomach after they've been eaten. -
Behold the mighty Brookie! by
on 2017-02-13 02:42:00 UTC
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That actually looks really good. I'd definitely eat that, despite the monolithicness (autocorrect hates me now).
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Ah, I see you've discovered lembas. by
on 2017-02-13 00:09:00 UTC
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One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown Boarder. Hence why I ate four of them.
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I'd eat that. by
on 2017-02-12 17:12:00 UTC
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But I also have a huge sweet tooth.
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That looks a bit like a chocolate tart gone totally wrong. by
on 2017-02-12 16:12:00 UTC
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Somehow, I don't know how that works.
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Aw, man, now I'm hungry (nm) by
on 2017-02-12 12:39:00 UTC
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Looks like... by
on 2017-02-12 03:03:00 UTC
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The sort of thing to give you sugar poisoning.
What you clearly need is tea: Earl Grey. Hot.
Nothing like a good cuppa tea, y'see. -
I've had one of these once and... by
on 2017-02-12 01:41:00 UTC
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Seriously, pure sweet chocolate death. I definitely agree on how fast they fill up. The one I had was pretty small, and way too filling. It's just so rich and wonderful.
I love how the top looks like it's just cookie, and then, beneath, there is this dark, hidden chocolate secret, deviously pretending to be your normal sweet treat.
...maybe I'm thinking about this too much. -
It lurks, ready to ambush the pancreas! (nm) by
on 2017-02-12 13:32:00 UTC
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Pfff, amateurs. Clearly the best dessert is cheesecake. by
on 2017-02-12 01:31:00 UTC
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And this is coming from a chocoholic, too.
But look at this and tell me it's not beautiful.
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Why not both? by
on 2017-02-12 12:15:00 UTC
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For my 23rd birthday, le Mel made me a chocolate cheesecake with Jaffa Cakes, brownie bits, and popping candy chocolate on top.
Now that there's a cheesecake, Ah say that there's a cheesecake. -
If I had to be killed by dessert, by
on 2017-02-12 01:12:00 UTC
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I would undoubtedly be killed by a brookie. That stuff looks murderous.
If you dropped one off a building, it'd probably go through the core of the planet and come out the other side! -
That's beautiful and terrifying. by
on 2017-02-12 00:45:00 UTC
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As all the best desserts should be. They look tasty!
Also, hi! I, uh, don't think I commented on your intro post. So hi! Have an urple ocarina and complimentary wilver earmuffs! Also also, what Overwatch heros do you play? I usually do Lucio or Mercy. Pharah if I'm feeling lucky.
-Alleb -
I wish I could play more heroes... by
on 2017-02-12 13:30:00 UTC
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I usually play Mercy. I also play D.Va, Mei, and Zarya, to varying degrees of success. I don't enjoy feeling like dead weight when the team could use a hero that I'm not any good with. I'm trying to diversify a little.
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*high fives* by
on 2017-02-12 17:03:00 UTC
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Hello, another fellow Mercy main! D.Va and Mei are my favorite tank and defender, but I also play a bit of Tracer when I'm feeling brave.
