Hello, Acolyte, good to meet you. Here, have a full bottle of Bleeprin. Stick around long enough, you'll need it.

Glad to see some returning faces (metaphorically speaking). Here's a pack of sticky notes shaped like your favorite animal, because why not!

Welcome (back) aBoard! Have this 7-dimensional rabbit plushie. It looks like a tangled mass of cotton and fake fur but that's because of the way it intersects with 3+1D space.

Since I've finally got the shipment of the goods, enjoy this slice of Infinite Pizza

I remember you, sort of! You came in and greeted us and sort of disappeared. I'd assumed you'd gotten a case of Disappearing Newbie Syndrome, and withered away into pixels, or whatever it is that happens to other DNS cases, but it turns out, you were fine all along!
You just got kidnapped or got lost in the mountains or entered a country-wide marathon, or something!

Welcome back. My gift upon you is: a flying rowan tree!
To cancel out all that Oakdown you have going on, y'know?

Welcome!

I remember your name! Have this plate of welcome-back SPaGhetti, and a link to the Discord, which we do in fact have.

The rules of the Constitution apply there as well, so make sure to brush up on them if you're rusty. :)