I'm one of those newbies you mentioned; you can call me Calliope, though the chat seems to have decided to shorten that further to Cal.

For a Returnbie Gift, have a full set of Roleplaying Dice! They're in all your favourite shapes: d3/4, d6, d8, your Probability Dice (2d10), d12, and d20. You can choose the pattern, and only you know what it is.

Glad to see oldbies back again. Can I interest you in a mini-Missingno? Its name is fury swipe and it looks like a Kabutops skeleton.

Please have a bag of black-hole chocolates, and a self-updating guidebook of all the deathtraps in the multiverse.

Quick question though. You said you wrote Missions. What spinoffs are yours exactly?

And, as of late, we've been covered in blood, let me tell you! Blood everywhere! All over the place!
In the carpet!
Dripping from the ceilings!
How lovely.

Welcome, mate. I gift upon you: a diamond. So you can put it on your head and become a diamond rin, and be used as a way of proposal!
You can also have this cricket bat, so you can beat my head in. Just in case.

I've not actually heard of your spin-off or agents. Who're they, might I ask?
I'm, er. Uncertain what to search up on that there wiki.

Welcome!

Have an apple.

Have a plate of welcome-back SPaGhetti!