Have an invite to the Discord channel.

Hope that you have a fun time here .

Nice to see another SU fan around these parts! ^_^ And I agree with the YouTube thing, though it's Game Grumps, paulsoaresjr, and ZackScottGames who give me life, personally. :)

Aside from one of my own shed feathers, have a replica of Rose Quartz's sword and a miniature Lion plushie!

It's very nice to meet you. Here's a hat from the Mystery Shack gift shop, a Together Breakfast, and a pack of to-do lists so you'll always have a plan! Enjoy your stay!

Well, only thing left here are a bag of black-hole chocolates, and a welcome to this madhouse. Between end of the year and all the newbies... Bah, these things were meant to be gifted anyways.

I'm so happy to see you here, Tyler! I feel like I'm a good recruiter... an unofficial one. (Now all we need is Tuna and the trio of whatever-we-are will be complete... muahaha.)

Anyways! Your intro was fine, luv. As my moirail, you get more than just my standard Newbie Gift.

As the standard, I present you with a full set of D&D dice - perhaps they're patterned like your space dice, or Lore's scarab set, or my bubblegum-and-death ones. Who knows? You know. (I don't think I need to remind you of the shapes, do I? I'm doing it anyways. One d3, one d6, one d8, two d10s, a d12, and a d20.)

And the Special Moirail Gift (that my brother got none of): I hereby present you with a large statue of the Triforce - but with familiar faces on the golden triangles. On the top is mine, which you and Tuna totally set up with that cult-coronation-and-declaration; the right triangle is yours; and, of course, the remaining face belongs to Tuna.

Cheers, luv! <

Papa Franku? Idooppz? Maxy boy?
I love 'em!
I would not recommend them to anyone anywhere, but I bloody love 'em!

And, listen, mate. You can go ahead, type up 'Welcome,' or whatever, and find my introduction. Still in the system, I'm pretty sure.
Look at it.
Look at it. Cringiest bollocks you'll ever see, let me tell you. Pure liquid cringe oozes out of it, from every crack.
What I'm saying is: you're fine!
Well, least in my book, anyways.

Anyways, welcome! My gift upon you is: hair cake.
Don't eat it. Dear God, you animal. Don't eat it.

I would like to inform you all that though I have read the Constitution and a lot about the PPC on wiki, I have not read all of The Original Series. Though, I do inteand to read all of the Original Series, it is kinda long and I have really bad dyslexia so it might take me awhile.

Ah, another friend of Calliope! Welcome and welcome!

*gives the official PPC bumper sticker, and a one-up*

Welcome to the Board!

And ohoho, the Triumvirate is complete at last!

*clears throat* Right, introduction speech: Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

Glad to finally have you join us. Since it seems like you've already done the required readings, might I ask who else you've read?

Hope you like it here!