Subject: Heeeey, a permission request!
Author: Larfen J. Stocke,esq
Posted on: 2016-12-22 06:27:00 UTC

This is not a prank, this is not a joke, this is not a spoof, a goof or a gaff.
Pranks, jokes, spoofs, goofs and gaffs are hereby banned, upon the threat of exile, very rude words, and me throwing cream pies at you.

So, I'm requesting permission! It didn't quite take a year for me to sort it, but, er. It wasn't far off.
Perhaps it would have a certain drama and irony, if I were to wait and do this on the date I joined, but, mate. I can't bloody remember that far. And I've been sitting on this stuff for so long, it's going to leave a permanent mark on my bum and trousers.

Permission!
Over to your left, you'll see my bios.
And a little walk to your right, you'll see the control prompt.
And then, back to your left again, sort of stacked on top of the bios, we've got the random prompt. Agents find a mysterious thing, or some such like that.
And last, and really, really, most certainly least, the badfic.

And we need that explanation for the reason we want to mission the badfic. It recommends a sentence, but, mate, I could write an essay. It's amazing.
It's a Cowboy Bebop fic, and can be generalised as a big collective of melodramatic sobbing, intercut with scenes of melodramatically holding back tears. Two OCs are introduced, one of whom is a classic Sue, what with the fancy eyes, a speshul and ultimately plot-irrelevant inviso-ship, generic beauty and kindness and all, and generally acting like a sort of plot black hole. The other OC just sort of faffs around and has a stupid backstory.
Not a single canon is IC, and most of them only really appear once or twice within the whole story. Jet and Spike, who appear the most out of all the canons, are completely replaced. Prose is beige, the story skips over all the interesting (canonical) parts, and there... are... heaps... of... ellipses...
All in all, it's a cute little mess, and I could imagine missioning it.

And I've got to thank my lovely betas, Cat-On-The-Keyboard, Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, and SkarmorySilver for being really cool.
And also for betaing my stuff.

So!
Lay it on me!
Even if you aren't a PG, concrit is always nice, so if there's something or other you ought to say - go ahead!

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