Welcome! by
Badger421
on 2016-12-23 18:07:00 UTC
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Make yourself at home. Hope you enjoy yourself in our cozy little corner of the 'net.
Here, take this Replica Holocron and a +1 Sturdy Boot as newbie gifts. Don't boot too many people with it.
One more thing, since I see Harry Potter in your listed fandoms, (along with Star Wars, high five!) which House do you call your own? I'm guessing Gryffindor. Am I right?
Hello newbie. by
Hardric
on 2016-12-21 22:27:00 UTC
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Please have a bag of black-hole chocolates. I recommend reading more of the spinoffs of course, and wish you welcome to this madhouse. May your stay be long and wonderful.
Hiya! by
The Triumvirate
on 2016-12-21 14:51:00 UTC
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I'm a newbie too. Newbie buddies! I have a gift all picked out for you. It'll help you make decisions in some cases, help (or hinder) you doing damage in others. Ahem:
You have obtained a D-3. It has FOUR SIDES, not three; it is named a D-3 because unlike all other dice in its set, it has THREE NUMBERS ON EVERY FACE, one in each corner; when rolled, the number PROPERLY FACED TO BE READ (WHICH IS THE ONE AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID ON THE SIDE FACING YOU) is the number you have rolled. The D-3 is shaped like a PYRAMID.
Cheers,
Calliope
'Tis another newbie! by
Matt McCipher
on 2016-12-21 07:51:00 UTC
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Another Convenient Egg&Bacon McMuffin!

Hey Newbie by
Jebboy
on 2016-12-21 05:37:00 UTC
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I'm guessing you like LotR,but what other canons do you know well and/or like?
Welcome! by
eatpraylove
on 2016-12-21 04:40:00 UTC
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Here's some popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and other important stuff on the top of the page. If you've already read the original series, you can throw it at annoying Sues. ;)
Greetings, a newb. by
Larfen J. Stocke, esq
on 2016-12-21 02:18:00 UTC
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My name's Larfen.
Welcome, welcome, welcome! We have great people, here, and they're all infinitely funnier than I am, so no worries. You'll have a great time!
I got introduced by TvTropes, too, actually. A lot of us have, in fact. Good for publicity, I suppose.
My gift upon you is: a piece of rusty, dirt-encrusted scrap metal!
It's funnier than I am.
Look at it, a small piece chipped off! Hahaha!
Welcome!
That's three newbies in a row! by
SkarmorySilver
on 2016-12-21 01:57:00 UTC
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Welcome aBoard! Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!
Welcome, dear newbie! by
Tesla
on 2016-12-21 01:48:00 UTC
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Hello and how do you do? Welcome to the PPC!
For your newbie gift, I give you a Welcome Doormat! It changes colors when you step on it, so be sure to warn anyone who may set foot on it as it can be rather startling...
Welcome to the board! Enjoy your stay!
Another newbie! *glomp* *poke* by
Iximaz
on 2016-12-21 01:35:00 UTC
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Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
So, you've obviously read some of Huinesoron's missions, but have you also read the Original Series? And while you're here, if you have any questions, make sure to check
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Re: Another newbie! *glomp* *poke* by
YpsiFang
on 2016-12-21 01:42:00 UTC
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Fandoms of preference: I generally avoid them; as most of the things of which I am a fan have pretty terrible fandoms (looking at you, creepypasta).
Pronouns: He/him/HIM, DEVOURER OF COSMOS (actually, scratch that last one)
I was in the process of reading the Gwendolyn mission (to reiterate, I apparently want to hate LotR), but the host site had some sort of popup so I had to leave the tab.
Also, I actually started off on the wiki. Like I said, I think I found the PPC via TV Tropes, so then I Googled it and found the wiki, then decided to read some missions because it sounded cool.
Thanks for the warm welcome!