Subject: I adore this, but you're keeping me up laaaaate.
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Posted on: 2012-11-29 04:00:00 UTC
Seriously, I'm going to have to put off reading it until I've torched it myself... or I'll have to save it for when I'm doing the torching.
As I said I would, I have written - or mostly written - an MST about a certain Circle of Lemmings Narnia badfic that seems to have a few people up in arms.
Here's part one!
Alternate title: "I'm Suffering for Your Benefit!"
Part One of Two. The Specs and Co. come together to poke fun at a hilariously bad Narnia badfic, and learn real quickly why SC needed saving from the last MST he took part in in the first place.
Cast, in order of seating position:
Teh Specs
Contacts
Glasses
SC
Sports Shades
Okay, so I know I told you guys that this was only a two-part thing...
But things got out of hand in Part Two.
So... Stay tuned for an unexpected part 3!
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To quote many a Mary Sue, "I'M SO KIND AND THOUGHTFUL AND GRACIOUS AND LAAAAAAAHV!"
Who the bleep is Meow? Urge to kill is rising!
I'm just gonna assume it's something akin to the damn "squirles" she keeps mentioning.
Seriously, mutant squirrels are the only explanation.
Seriously, I'm going to have to put off reading it until I've torched it myself... or I'll have to save it for when I'm doing the torching.
I man, I'm giving you all the info you need while being a total ass, so why NOT use it as a spork guide?
This is hilarious! I especially loved the part where Susan says she's going to give the Sue a tour and Specs and Co. describe the various Sue-torturing devices they wish were there. And Meow. Can't wait until the next part's up!
Can you fix that so my name is my name? Stupid typing on my Kindle late at night.
Part twerp (oh, sorry, two) is basically all character profiles and fartsing about in Narnia for all of three chapters, so it probably won't be too long.
But yes. This is how the Specs and Co. do things.
(My character - SC - is usually way more tame, but I had to break my own canon because he had just gotten out of another MST.)
…kept blowing a horn and pointing out grammar mistakes. Right? Because I thought that was hilarious.
Nope, that's Specs. Because he does that sort of thing.
SC was the one who was having horrible flashbacks to the previous MST that he was rescue-kidnapped from ("Oh by the sweet graces of god, you're right"..."Oh, here we go again"..."Oh, not another block paragraph of Sue life").
Which one's you? Specs or SC? Because both are in your username.
Let me explain this one:
According to the Specs and Co. canon, I'm SC, who created the Specs and Co. from elements of his mind (Specs - emotion, Book Specs - sanity), body (Sports Shades - dexterity, Contacts - agility, Monocle - strength), and soul (Glasses -loyalty, Shades - Stoic).
According to my username, I'm both Specs and SC.
Does that help a bit? I know it's a bit confusing.
That's not that confusing, actually.
Yeah. It's easier when I write SC as what the Specs and Co. call him ("The Creator", because SC is a sort of almost-god figure according to the canon), but I couldn't very well do that and expect people to get it.
