Subject: *faints* Oh my dearie me, congratulations!
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Posted on: 2016-12-22 02:43:00 UTC

So. . . who is it? What are they like? Are they tall? Short? Gainfully employed? A romantically starving artist? Someone you've been with for as long as you've been aBoard and about whom everyone knows everything except for me and all the other pathetic newbies?

Are they a good dancer?

--Key is seriously not trying to stalk you, feel free to ignore her.

(A postscript, shot through time from six-year-old me:

Can IIIIII be your flower girl?? *puppy-dog eyes*)

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