But hey, better late than never, aye? So, welcome aBoard!

For your newbie gifts, please accept this Replica Holocron and a Replica Brush of Truepaint.

Oh, and since I see Harry Potter listed among your fandoms, might I inquire which House you reside in?

Salutations, dear newbie! Welcome to this crazy little board of us PPCers. For your newbie gift, please accept this fine feather quill. You simply speak to it, and it writes what you say. However, I'm afraid it has a tendency to sass it's master from time to time, so be sure to double-check anything it has written.

Welcome to the PPC! Enjoy your stay!

I'm not good about giving people my real name, either.

Welcome to the crew! Hope you and your brother continue having a good time in the PPC sandbox. :>

Also: is your name a Rose Potter reference? I was just rereading the mission, and that's how triumvirate gets spelled in the third "book." O.o Odd coincidence, otherwise.

In the spirit of the season, here's a Sugar Cookie and a Gingerbread Cookie from Terraria! Eating either of them gives you minor stat increases for 30 minutes; not sure how that translates to being a Boarder, but I'm sure it'll work out. Enjoy your stay! :)

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Welcome to our little corner of the internet, have an Epic Pen of Epicness.

Please have some black-hole chocolates.

Now, all questions were asked and annswered so I can only wish you a long a wonderful stay here at the madhouse.

Here, have this best hamster, a nice bit of music and an invite to the Discord channel.

There are no requirements for joining the Board, other than the Constitution stuff (basically, play nice)(oh: yes, unlike some Internet communities, we actually follow our Constitution. It's not just a formality). Once you've introduced yourself, feel free to roam about, comment in any of the threads, start a thread if you've found anything that might be of interest, hang out in the live chat -- whatever you like!

There are a lot of requirements for Permission to write PPC missions, but the most important of those is that you must first be a well-established member of the community. So don't worry about it! Just, please, get to know us, read stories, poke around on the wiki, watch a few people go through the Permission-getting process (if your brother wants to write PPC stories too, he should pick a name and do the same)(if you're having trouble with anything technical, allow me to point you to this handy FAQ).

*sings* Relax. . . take it eeee-eeeeeasyyyyy. . .

One of our customs which you will get to know very well (if you decide you like us, of course. I think we're likeable. Are we likeable?) is that of giving newbies gifts. My gift to you is. . . A giant letter C! Made of copper, enameled blue, suitable for display (if you happen to have a room with a 2,894-foot ceiling on hand).

I would also give you an invitation to the live chat, but my computer is being sloooooow and won't load it. Sorry; maybe later.

--Key, she/her/hers, fellow inhabitant of the USA

P.S. Gender -- never as obvious as one thinks.

Well I guess. A good question would be what kind of fandoms or canons do you like or know?

Welcome, o' child, to our glorious storm drain of the internet. Please, come in. Sit down. Rest your weary legs.
No, not there! That's where we keep the snakes!
No, don't sit there, that's where we keep the toxic spiders!
No, nonono! Especially don't sit there, that's where we place all of our sharp medical waste, broken glass, and radiation hazards!
You know what, don't sit. Forget that. Your legs don't seem all that weary, you'll be fine. Er. Just stand.
But not there, that's where we keep the leopards. Stand over there.

I ought to ask about your name, and such. Why'd you make your name 'The Triumverate,' if you'd like to be called Calliope? Are you sharing the account, or something like that?

Also, I'd recommend Scapegrace's stuff. It's brilliantly written, with great humour, and such. I'd agree with Ix's recommendation of Nesh's stuff. Ix, themself, does brilliant PPC writing, too.
So, er. Read that stuff, as well!

It'd be awesome to see any drawings you've done, if they're up anywhere or whatnot. And, well, you're fine with showing them.

My gift upon you is: steel-plated trousers. Er. So you can sit down.
But not there! That's where we keep the steel-piercing spikes.
Welcome!

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

It seems like you've got a few things mixed up, so allow me to clarify: you (and your brother) aren't joining as agents, just as Boarders. If and when you get Permission, the agents you write can most certainly be partnered up. :)

Glad to hear you've read the Constitution and the Original Series; those are pretty much the only required readings around here. As for other spinoffs, might I recommend Neshomeh's?

Hopefully you decide to stick around for a bit!

Greetings again,

I have continued to read the pre-introduction reading materials and now know how much I failed at a PPC introduction. Let me fill in the blanks:

--I am currently working through the Original Series and will read the Constitution and Permission things, and I am working via the FAQ format.

--Fandoms - so many. The most prominent at the moment are Homestuck, Hetalia: Axis Powers, and Gravity Falls - but there are many more, and my brother is part of none of those. We do share some other fandoms, however, such as Harry Potter, Rise of the Guardians, and Overwatch.

--I found the PPC via TVTropes.

--The only Agents I know so far are Acacia and Jay, so they are kind of my favourites by default.

--I'm an avid reader, gamer, and daydreamer. I am also (futilely) attempting to learn how art works. Especially drawing.

Regards,
Calliope