Subject: All hail the ancient one!
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Posted on: 2016-12-11 17:41:00 UTC

Your powers of survival are both wondrous and terrible in these dark and vicious times! We salute the man who grows old in a world where men die. . . Well, at all, really. Survival's not something to be sneezed at, y'know, especially since by the age of thir- er, 29, of course :)- your nose must be a Death Star among olfactory receptors.

I'm frankly slightly jealous, but I'm sure I'll get there in the end. Just don't let any X-Wings fly up a nostril in the mean time and I'm sure you'll hit thirty with no issues whatsoever, or "tissues," even, though that one's a little on the nose even for me.

Perhaps I should post the a-bridge-d version... Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Oh! And, Happy Birthday!

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