Subject: No, someone.
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Posted on: 2016-12-19 01:10:00 UTC
You rock.
That's right. You. You're the rockingest rock of us all.
I wish I could carve you into a series of large pillars to hold up my heavy stone roof, that's how rocky you are.
Welcome! I should have done this sooner, perhaps, but I didn't! Sorry about that!
Welcome!
My gift upon you is: moisturiser. Rocks are pretty dry, you know. This'll help sort you out, a bit.