Once upon a time, I was very young, and finished reading Captain Underpants, and decided: 'Hey, that was pretty funny. Those characters were pretty funny. I should be funny!'
Oh, bugger me.
I decided that I was to be the official class clown, and my comedic talents manifested in such ingenious, subversive gags as shouting 'Banana!' in the middle of class. You know, when you wouldn't expect someone to shout banana!
It plays on your expectations! It's a joke, right?!
Oh, bugger me.
So I then moved into the internet, into lord knows what bloody thing. It was probably Runescape or Club Penguin, or some bollocks. Or some DS game, I don't know.
I decided that, being the master jokester I was ('Banana! Hahahahaha!') I needed something to reflect that.
It was spelt 'laughinstok'.
Oh, bugger.
I made it my Steam name (It's still my username, technically... brrrrrr) but, in that dangerous act known as 'Growing up and getting marginally less stupid,' I realised how absolutely dumb looking that name was. (And also how dumb the class clown thing was, particularly when you're not funny.)
I jumped around a bit, trying all sorts of names (Steam has a nickname sort've feature, where your visible name is separate from your username,) none of which had that spark.
No, I decided. This cannot do. I require something... classic. Old, but new.
Yes, yes...
So, Larfen J. Stocke!
And then I added an 'Esq', when I remembered that I was the son of a knight, and/or also an American lawyer!