Nice to have you with us.

All the important stuff has already been said, so, have this bottle of space! I'd advise not drinking it, it's oddly salty.

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee. I hope you'll enjoy this place as much as your brother.

Now, I assume that you know the essentials, but what are your fandoms? Having three brothers, I know that differences about them can be quite important.

Here, have this best hamster and an Azeri folk song.

Welcome, welcome. Seems like everybody else took care of the questions, so here, have this Royal Ice Cream Container! Close lid, state desired flavor, open lid, enjoy. Repeat as many times as desired. This container also happens to be very resilient, so if you have a shrink ray and need to escape from a nuclear bomb, you can use the shrink ray on yourself and hide in the container.

Got some Skarm-blood, in here!
Skarm's my big sib, which would make you my, um. Half big sib.
Kind of big sib.
Decently-sized sib.

Welcome, decently-sized sib!
My gift upon you is: Skarm-blood.
I, er, I just found it. Around. I dunno, I feel like he might need it. At least, more than me.

I'm gonna assume Skarm's already told you all about us, so just have this plate of welcome SPaGhetti!

Hello and welcome to our little corner of the internet, have a Mini-Railgun for your troubles.

Seeing as how epl pointed you to the OS, I'll take care of the second part: If you mind telling, what are your fandoms?

Glad you decided to stop by! I assume your fandoms are mostly the same as Skarmory's? Here's a pack of sticky notes and some popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series (hopefully the link works again). Enjoy! :> (It's supposed to be a bird)