Subject: Hello newbie.
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Posted on: 2016-11-02 09:17:00 UTC
Now, we don't get a goddess applying all the days. Did it really take that much time after smiting this glitterbag mocking you for joining this organization? (People don't understanding this joke just earned a mandatory lecture session of this spin-off.)
Anyways, please have a pot of black-hole coffee, and my welcome in this madhouse.
Hello.
I am new here, obviously. I am a big fan of the PPC, so I decided to join in on the fun. So, now I'm here.
That's about it. Can't wait to see what sort of interesting conversations there will be on here.
Sehkmet,
Nice to see that I'm not the only newbie. Here, take some cookies.
Nice to see a newbie! Have some Bleeprin - you'll need it.
Here's a bucket of movie-theater popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and other important stuff, a water bottle (always helpful), and two packs of bobby pins! Don't ask me where the bobby pins came from, I don't know either. Enjoy your stay!
Welcome! For your newbie gift, please accept this little lion sculpture, which roars when you press it's nose. I am afraid, however, that it lacks a volume switch. But do not worry! It does have an "off" switch on the bottom of the stand.
Welcome to the PPC! Enjoy your stay! :3
May you make many friends here.
Now, we don't get a goddess applying all the days. Did it really take that much time after smiting this glitterbag mocking you for joining this organization? (People don't understanding this joke just earned a mandatory lecture session of this spin-off.)
Anyways, please have a pot of black-hole coffee, and my welcome in this madhouse.
Yes it does. It is either apply much later than my run in with Mary Sues, or before it even happens. Human time is a laughable concept.
Thank you for the coffee.
Come on in, grab a seat by the fire (careful, it's started burning cold instead of hot recently, no idea what's causing it.) and leave your sanity by the door.
For your newbie gifts I present my customary Replica Holocron and a dimensional compass. Don't ask me how it works, I'm just the salesman.
As I see you enjoy Doctor Who, might I ask who your favorite Doctor is? I'm guessing... Four. Am I correct?
I prefer Six, actually. Or just generally the Classic Who Doctors. The New Who seems to be losing something in comparison to the Classic, even if they have higher production quality and shinier special affects.
so ill make this fast im really sorry but you know thats the way it goes
so uh your gift is uh, goddamn, im in a hurry, uh socks!
thats your gift, socks!
sorry im in a rush, welcome!
I cannot confirm nor deny my knowledge of any Egyptian deities who may or may not be known on the Board.
My fandoms are Stargate, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, and various sundry. The various sundry does not include Potter-verse, though I do occasionally look through the crossovers and fan art.
Preferred pronouns: Destroyer of all She Surveys. So DoaSS for short I guess.
My favorite agents are Supernumerary and Ilraen. Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature are second.
Thank you all for your kind gifts. I think I have to go clear a wall space now.
And Iximaz, no glomping. Please.
Another Gater! Always nice to meet another fan, and while I'm more obsessed with Who these days, I'm always happy to meet someone who knows an earth glyph when they see it. Shame about the Potter-verse, but perhaps you'll regain sanity with time. Obviously, you can't be sane if you don't enjoy Iximaz glomps. Best of luck recovering.
As a belated gift, have a universal GDO! The SGC won't be able to keep you out. To Interesting Times!
If you can destroy anything in your sight, I give you the wonderful gift of a scrying pool. Have fun! *runs*
You wouldn't happen to know a certain Sakhmet Black, would you? ;) I kid, I kid. May I ask what fandoms you're in, for the sake of fandom-specific gifts from me and others?
For now, have a khopesh made from one of my own shed feathers, and the obligatory kit of Spikes to go with it!
A goddess, huh? Well, there goes my position as highest-ranked Boarder. Phooey. Well, Your Divineness, I present unto thee a Royal Ice Cream Container. Close lid, state desired flavor, open lid, enjoy! Infinite refills are a definite plus, in my opinion.
So, which agents have you read? Favorites?
Another Egyptian God huh? You wouldn't happen to know one GreyLadyBast would you?
Anywho, take this Ankh That Kills Everything. As the name implies, this symbol that represents life takes it instead. Without fail. Though... You do have to go through Anubis first. Minor details.
Like I said in the other newbie's intro post, the Original Series and the Constitution are the only required reading around here.
So, what's your fandoms? Preferred pronouns? Got anything else to share?
Have a plate of welcome SPaGhetti, and hope you decide to stay a while!