It's good to finally see you back here again :) and, as you already know, any/all of my agents are available for Simification.

~DF

Seen your name mentioned a few times, glad to see you've rejoined our ranks.
Here, take this Replica Holocron and a miniature Great Eagle as welcome back gifts.

Oh, and while I currently do not have any agents, should the occasion ever arise that I do, you are more than welcome to use them.

Have a replica of a lightening bolt made from lapis lazuli and a piece of cake. *Shoots party cannon* Welcome, dear Returnbie! :)

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee. I also hope you're in for a permanent return. Speaking of that, do you have any intention of returning to your OFU?

Oh, and my agents are all open for aSimilation (doctorlit had a really good idea here)!

My agents are certainly available for aSimilation!

—doctorlit isn't sorry

Here, have this dubiously edible slice of Cake.

My gift upon you is: 152049 hammers.
Think of all the things you could hammer!
You could hammer nails, you could hammer wood, you could hammer rocks, you could hammer snails, you could hammer yourself, you could hammer other hammers.
Endless fun.

Welcome!
I'd, in theory, be okay with you using my agents, but my agents are, also, largely theoretical.

And heeey, I remember you! Have a plate of welcome-back SPaGhetti!

Feel free to use any of my agents for your Sims game. :)

The name sounds reeeeeeeeeeeally familiar... but nonetheless, welcome back! Make yourself comfortable and have a slice of Infinite Pizza!

I've been hearing quite a lot about you, and it's nice to finally meet you (for a certain value of meet, anyway; Internet and whatnot). Here, have a best hamster and a nice bit of music. Welcome back!